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humphreycushion

  1. Now a U-Turn on Charity Tax. Is George Osborne the most incompetent Chancellor in history? #Shambles 11:49 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android
  2. @Lindsey_Ash was heartbreaking but we all came away feeling peaceful, thanks x 12:32 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to Lindsey_Ash
  3. @_JamieBaker no it didn't, that's awful! 12:31 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to _JamieBaker
  4. @LynnCSchreiber hard to tell, all I could hear was my internal screaming! 12:30 PM May 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to LynnCSchreiber
  5. Went to beautiful funeral today. Wicker coffin with Sun Flowers on top, Land Rover for a hearse, mourners in Summer clothes, sun shining.. 11:24 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  6. @LynnCSchreiber truly scared the life out of me, glass, flipflops on his feet, 1 inch ledge, 10 ft drop... 11:22 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android in reply to LynnCSchreiber
  7. He says "Some people go the extra mile for Queen and country..." My Bossman scares the b'Jesus out of me! twitpic.com/9qcs2b 11:14 AM May 28th via Twitter for Android
  8. @nomistheman no wonder you've been so quiet! Congratulations :) 12:07 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android in reply to nomistheman
  9. Uncut stage protest at Casa Clegg whilst La Mensch offers to sell him for a fiver... bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan… #orsomethinglikethat 3:49 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
  10. "Engelbert Humperdink" is an anagram of "England Hated By Everyone" #nobodychecksanagrams #Eurovision 3:27 PM May 26th via web
  11. Hurray! Someone is more rubbish and unpopular than us! *celebrates wildly* #Eurovision 3:04 PM May 26th via web
  12. @CaitiTurnip ahem #shittynetbook 3:03 PM May 26th via web in reply to CaitiTurnip
  13. FGS. That is all. #Eurovision 2:58 PM May 26th via web
  14. @bilbobaggins2k @ericpickled Love it :) 2:50 PM May 26th via web in reply to bilbobaggins2k
  15. Ungrateful bastards #Eurovision 2:48 PM May 26th via web
  16. @bilbobaggins2k Yay! Maybe my @ericpickled could duet with me? We'd definitely lose then ;) 2:42 PM May 26th via web in reply to bilbobaggins2k