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Please turn off your annoying auto DMs. I won't click those links nor will contact you for any coaching needs. LOL #hateautoDMs12:32 AM May 27thfrom web
@joelcomm Wonder what's that sigh for. Sounds like it came from the deepest part of... whatever. :)5:03 PM May 19thfrom web
Glad that Patrick Swayze is not dead. But someone from KissFM might be a dead meat!3:52 PM May 19thfrom web
RT @DavidArchie You have to appreciate hair while you still have it though! Who knows how long it'll last. lol3:45 PM May 19thfrom web
Keep mentioning #Charice again @DavidArchie, Filipinos like it when you do it. Charice will be on trending topics again.8:55 AM May 19thfrom web
I used to sell home appliances and furnitures for a living. The problem is, they are my own..7:43 AM May 19thfrom web
@joelcomm Why aren't you reading DMs anymore? I love reading auto-DMs. They have lots of thank you's and so much craps to offer. So sweet!7:39 AM May 19thfrom web
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do.7:26 AM May 19thfrom web
Just joined this bird program. Let me see...5:05 AM May 19thfrom web
