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  1. Did you know Lightning strikes men about seven times more often than it does women. (Whew!) 6:33 AM May 29th from web
  2. On average, you speak almost 5,000 words a day. (Does talking to yourself count?) 6:28 AM May 29th from web
  3. China uses 45 billion chopsticks per year. 25 million trees are chopped down to make 'em sticks. Somebody give these people a spoon, lol 6:27 AM May 29th from web
  4. An ounce of chocolate contains about 20 mg of caffeine so I'm having that instead of coffee 6:24 AM May 29th from web
  5. Di you know FBI statistics show, most robberies take place on a Friday. (I guess they are hip to payday, LOL) 6:20 AM May 29th from web
  6. FollowFriday Your children (they bring the greatest joy) 6:18 AM May 29th from web
  7. Thanks to my dedicated followers @WhattaWoman @haveAwonderful @DediKatedVA @highheelfiasco @LULuwanderlust It's been at least 3 hours! 8:22 AM May 28th from web
  8. I have a "Facebook" only a mother could love.... 7:53 AM May 28th from web
  9. I think my hubby ha a Fraudian slip when he called me "plumpkin" instead of pumpkin... hmmmmm 7:47 AM May 28th from web
  10. Newlyweds shave their legs everyday. After you've been married awhile it's just something you do every July... or August... whatever... 7:46 AM May 28th from web
  11. @haveAwonderful you too Courtney! Stick with me and I'll show "how to get 6 followers in 6 days" LOL 7:41 AM May 28th from web in reply to haveAwonderful
  12. I tried to wear a thong but I didn't know what to do with the other one... 7:36 AM May 28th from web
  13. @WhattaWoman LOL! Get your tongue off my mocha! 7:30 AM May 28th from web in reply to MollySwoboda
  14. Since I fish I thought I would share how to make the perfect "Net". It's easy, just sew a bunch of holes together. 7:27 AM May 28th from web
  15. Another Twin question: Did you share boyfriends? (answer) H E L L O ! (of course we did) LOL 7:23 AM May 28th from web
  16. Another question I'm always asked: Which one is the mean one and which the nice one? (answer) Neither, we're both mean! #humor 7:21 AM May 28th from web
  17. I'm a twin. Twin question: If I pinch her will you feel it? Yes, so I just pinch myself back. C'Mon people, LOL #humor 7:20 AM May 28th from web
  18. #3wordsaftersex That WAS funny 7:12 AM May 28th from web
  19. #3wordsaftersex That wasn't funny 7:05 AM May 28th from web
  20. Definition of a "Mature Woman": One who gives up "looks" for "comfort" in shoes AND men #humor 7:04 AM May 28th from web
  • Name Rebecca Hubbard
  • Location Texas where evrythng is bigger
  • Web http://www.justbe...
  • Bio I try to imagine myself as funny. Go ahead..try it, imagine me funny! Women, Humor, Funny
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