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iamwill #youknowyouageekwhen: your with a hot girl and your talking about the mifi and web cam you installed in your car... 5:11 AM May 3rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by Humblebrag and 458 others
jimhigley Sitting in the Ritz Carlton waiting to have coffee with a US Ambassador. Um. This is not a normal day. 1:15 PM May 23rd via HootSuite Retweeted by Humblebrag and 2 others
waldojaquith Further to @elonmusk's complaint, I *have* to answer the phone when Caller ID is blocked, because it's often the White House. Sucks/rocks. 9:03 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by Humblebrag and 13 others
jash01 Oh good. A platter of EVERYTHING I don't eat. instagr.am/p/Kl7uiaA_5h/ 8:55 PM May 13th via Instagram Retweeted by Humblebrag and 4 others
EYJr I try to sign autographs as much as i can but shoving stuff in my face, 10min till midnite, blocking the entrance to hotel <<< come on now 8:53 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Humblebrag and 4 others
ChrisEvans HERE WE GO CELTS!!!! wish i was in boston for this game!!!! prague will have to do 4:44 PM May 26th via web Retweeted by Humblebrag and 346 others
MrJamesReeves I gave a speech at TEDx and now it's on the internet. If you'd like to be uninspired for fifteen minutes, click here: WBAN.am/tedx 7:40 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by Humblebrag and 7 others
fucktyler Hey Dude, Saying You Know I Hate Taking Pictures, Then Asking Me To Take A Picture With A 'But' In Between Makes Me Hate You More. Fuck 9:36 AM May 7th via web Retweeted by Humblebrag and 427 others
iamstevienelson Some guy just came into Staples and screamed very aggressively at me, "Good God, you are gorgeous!" #ScariestComplimentEver 4:40 PM Apr 23rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Humblebrag and 18 others
Bethenny Stories are everywhere that I'm too thin. When will the media see women for their accomplishments instead of their weight & appearance? 8:09 AM May 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by Humblebrag and 181 others
trent_dan twitpic.com/9ivusd Such are the absurdities of life: I drove to the office in the one on the right and home in the one on the left! 1:23 PM May 8th via TweetDeck Retweeted by Humblebrag and 5 others
dalenapier Great. The same week I lose my fake tooth down a sink, I get asked to be a photoshoot model. I'll be serving gap-toothed realness. 7:31 PM May 8th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by Humblebrag and 5 others
alexmorgan13 Way too much of my life is spent on airplanes. #lifeofaproathlete 3:35 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Humblebrag and 144 others
DanaBrunetti Wow, MCA died. I was lucky enough to meet with on some projects, get to know him and be his guest at concerts. Great guy. RIP Adam. :( 10:56 AM May 4th via Path 2.0 Retweeted by Humblebrag and 6 others
TheRealFagnew I managed to get on stage at Coachella but couldnt get into a sold out show at 285 Kent last night #loosingmyedge 9:06 AM Apr 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by Humblebrag and 5 others
robertpthach First band practice went well. Humbled by the Lord being able to take mediocre musicians and turn them into worship leaders. #grace 8:33 PM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Humblebrag and 23 others
meganganz I'm applying to become a member of the Academy just so I can submit my own episode for an Emmy. I've entered a narcissism K-hole. 1:12 PM Apr 23rd via web Retweeted by Humblebrag and 8 others
birbigs My therapist texted me that she saw me on @GirlsHBO. Things are getting weird. 3:38 PM Apr 24th via TweetDeck Retweeted by Humblebrag and 21 others
Mattdavelewis Msgs from BAFTA and my agent are NOT junk mail. I WILL NOT TELL YOU AGAIN. This is just the tip of the iceberg. My e-mail needs a kicking. 10:07 AM Apr 26th via web Retweeted by Humblebrag and 57 others
petecashmore Very humbled to be selected for the TIME 100 this year! Had a nice evening at their gala, but their standards... fb.me/1zh1QVZsW 4:49 PM Apr 26th via Facebook Retweeted by Humblebrag and 9 others

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