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Is tweeting from his new iPod touchabout 5 hours ago from TwitterFon
just got first gas bill, 50% less. tankless water heater FTW!!!about 8 hours ago from PockeTwit
is digging pockettwit so farabout 17 hours ago from PockeTwit
can speak French in Russian9:15 PM Jun 30th from web
is enjoying not worrying about anything important1:08 PM Jun 29th from digsby
$29.19 for a full tank of gas Hybrid Car FTW!!!11:28 AM Jun 25th from web
is so excited he can barely keep his eyes open11:57 AM Jun 22nd from web
they call me quiet but I'm a riot, Mary Jo, Lisa, always the same (why can't I get this silly song out of my head???)12:13 AM Jun 21st from web
@mortiz greatest thing ever!!! just waiting on Verizon to finish their stuff12:11 AM Jun 21st from web in reply to mortiz
is getting ready to start conf calls on the maintenance window WOOHOO!!!10:56 PM Jun 20th from web
is sitting on a conference call with Verizon trying to figure out where the traffic is going #zzz12:26 PM Jun 19th from web
Not sure what is more impressive, being married for 6 years or still wearing the same pair of tennis shoes for 7+ years9:32 PM Jun 15th from web
@ckrull sweet!!! i have been trying to get in for a while8:19 PM Jun 15th from web in reply to ckrull
Appriciates that Karen has let him stay for the last 6 years6:25 AM Jun 14th from Twikini
@mortiz "crazy bowls and wraps"8:21 PM Jun 13th from Twikini in reply to mortiz
SUCK IT WINGS!!!!7:38 PM Jun 12th from Twikini
What a shot by Talbot!!!6:29 PM Jun 12th from Twikini
Just upgraded his phone to WM 6.5 and is liking it so far2:01 PM Jun 10th from Twikini
Is somehow procrastinating and getting stuff done at the same time8:30 AM Jun 10th from Twikini
Is at the walmart in fenton viewing an interesting slice of humanity3:32 PM Jun 7th from Twikini