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  1. "That rug really matched the rest of the furniture." #1stdraftmovielines
  2. "Three thousand years of beautiful tradition from Beethoven to Creed, You're goddamn right I'm living in the past!" #1stdraftmovielines
  3. @stormwarning ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
  4. "If it's your first night at Fight Club, it's cool if you want to hang back and watch." #1stdraftmovielines
  5. @stormwarning ringing a bell now?
  6. @stormwarning "Whoa whoa whoa. Stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing."
  7. "The first rule of Fight Club is do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule is: leave your shoes by the door, fellas."#1stdraftmovielines
  8. "The plaque for the alternates is right next to the names of the top student, because we're all on the same side here." #1stdraftmovielines
  9. "English, motherfucker, do you speak it?" "Pourquoi? Je ne parle pas anglais!" #1stdraftmovielines
  10. "Would you give a guy a foot massage?" "...Okay." #1stdraftmovielines
  11. "I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. Have you lost weight?" #1stdraftmovielines
  12. @jthale sure, you keep telling yourself that.
  13. @jthale around the same time that the team you cheer for catches up to mine in Stanley Cups, i.e.: never.
  14. @evolvingblue Or maybe we can just make Marc Pouliot our first-line LW. #top5draftpickherewecome
  15. @dantencer dude, it's on the rangers website. I think you can trust them as a source.
  16. @jonrempel Tambo decided that giving up a 2nd rounder for 25 games of Kotalik was good asset management, I guess. #arghble #ratzafratza
  17. So wait, the Oilers keep a useless waste of space like Nilsson but let a good player who wants to stay here (Kotalik) walk as a UFA? #morons
  18. @TheTowelBoy Sykora, Glencross, Kotalik. Apparently the Oilers fail in the "learning from past mistakes" department. #shitheads
  19. .@stormwarning I don't take ALL the gears off. I've still got one on there. #fixedgearforlyfe
  20. I like to think of biking into a nasty headwind as "resistance training" rather than "please kill me," but I'm funny that way.