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  1. @WakingInWinter I give you two more days. Max. about 12 hours ago from Echofon in reply to WakingInWinter
  2. The new urinal cakes aren't really urinal cakes. They smell like tooth paste and make a great mouse pad: http://twitpic.com/rx8o9 about 13 hours ago from Echofon
  3. @EZIZ Read a book on the internet! about 21 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to EZIZ
  4. I love how the public is treating a certain famous golfer cheating on his wife like a former president cheating on the first lady. about 21 hours ago from Seesmic
  5. @JhonenV Doesn't that make you the Mega Colon Master? about 21 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to JhonenV
  6. This has been a sufficiently awkward day. It's time for me to sign off. 11:50 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic
  7. I would with the dolphins, but already know what they'd tell me: "So long and thanks for all the fish!" ♫ http://blip.fm/~h648u 11:22 PM Dec 1st from Blip.fm
  8. Watching Star Trek IV; I wanna Vulcan mind meld with a whale. That would be pretty bitching. 11:18 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic
  9. An awkward conversation where I thought someone saw elephants rather than a band perform made me search for this again: http://is.gd/59H8b 10:59 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic
  10. All I can say is that if they do another do not let McG ANYWHERE near the production. On that note, time for Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home! 9:58 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic
  11. Just sat through Terminator: Salvation. This is the first time I've seen it sober and it's still a mediocre movie. 9:57 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic
  12. @AimeeEcho But time will tell and the situation still sucks regardless. 7:41 PM Dec 1st from Echofon in reply to AimeeEcho
  13. @AimeeEcho I'm not pleased with this new war, but I have faith that there is an exit strategy unlike the last asshole who threw us in Iraq. 7:38 PM Dec 1st from Echofon in reply to AimeeEcho
  14. Here's to a large, black olive and mushroom pizza for dinner!!! 6:23 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic
  15. I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: shit, night, fringe - http://w33.us/4y4z 6:18 PM Dec 1st from Tweet Cloud
  16. I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: shit, fuck, fucking - http://w33.us/4y4d 6:17 PM Dec 1st from Tweet Cloud
  17. Isn't it awesome that we have presidential addresses that aren't filled with gramatical errors? 5:44 PM Dec 1st from Echofon
  18. @damiella I'm sure it was. Or one of the Kennedy's. 2:45 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic in reply to damiella
  19. @damiella There's also an alleged Marilyn Monroe sex tape, that some crazy collector bought. She's going down on someone. Google search it. 2:31 PM Dec 1st from Seesmic in reply to damiella
  20. @VeronicaDLCruz I'm really proud of the work that you've done; I think you really helped the #healthcarereform bill get passed. 12:17 AM Dec 1st from Seesmic in reply to VeronicaDLCruz