Humanjunk
- But I am listening to Alec Empire's Futurist album.about 5 hours ago from twhirl
- The weather widget here says there's gonna be some thunder and lightning. I should be packing... I'm not of course.about 5 hours ago from twhirl
- Work is busy. I'm fucking burned out. I haven't had a day off in over a week. Three hours left on my shift, 8 more tomorrow.about 11 hours ago from txt
- And this God damn Advil I am eating like smarties isn't doing a mother fucking thing!about 11 hours ago from txt
- I told the lady I didn't know and had to check. You know, to make her feel better.about 13 hours ago from txt
- Just had a woman ask me "Does Thanksgiving fall on a Thursday this year?"about 14 hours ago from txt
- @dukespirit The acoustic set at Salt Lake was fantastic, thank you guys again for playing, I had a great time.about 18 hours ago from twhirl in reply to dukespirit
- Player numbers 26 and 27 for Team USA are really cute to be honest.about 19 hours ago from txt
- They pitch balls at fucking 65 MPH! How the hell is that "soft?"about 19 hours ago from txt
- I find myself both strangly turned on and terrified, like staring at a Giger painting, or being at a daycare center.about 20 hours ago from txt
- Beyond that, some of the players are kinda hot in a "punch you in the face when they get off" sorta way.about 20 hours ago from txt
- Maybe it's because I'm kinda a pussy but professional women's softball seems kinda hardcore...about 20 hours ago from txt
- I don't wanna get out of bed...about 21 hours ago from txt
- Threw on Frisky Dingo, never seen it, love it so far...12:05 AM Jul 19th from twhirl
- Hrm, this looks like fun... http://is.gd/1DVHL11:52 PM Jul 18th from twhirl
- @divine_debris Utah is filled with ignorant people who think Mexicans are dirty. People acting like animals play into that just sucks.7:47 PM Jul 18th from txt
- @divine_debris I know! What made me mad is that they were these illegal latino guys trying to sell my dad house keeping services!7:42 PM Jul 18th from txt
- http://twitpic.com/assoy - Dog!1:07 PM Jul 18th from TwitPic
- @swear_bot Go fuck yourself.12:02 PM Jul 18th from twhirl in reply to swear_bot
- And now my room smells like piss.12:02 PM Jul 18th from twhirl
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- Name Jeff
- Location Salt Lake City, UT
- Web http://www.humanj...
- Bio I am an atheist, homicidal robot.
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