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Humanjunk

  1. I'm not gay, but I know how to party and I'm a fan of parades. And drinking. And I am not allowed to drink. Fuuuuuck.
  2. Starting my 30 day detox tomorrow. And it's shit. My friend is throwing a YouTube party and it's Pride. PRIDE!!
  3. He got it signed too! instagr.am/p/LRoh28CLSq/
  4. Gift from my friend in Scotland. instagr.am/p/LRoYm-CLSh/
  5. Now I can't wait to see @Garbage play here in #SLC this October!
  6. Finally listening to the new @Garbage record #NotYourKindOfPeople. It exceeds my greatest expectations. Shirley & the boys are in full form.
  7. Every time I log into Facebook I feel my IQ take a giant shit.
  8. @kylepford Fuuuuuck. I'll have to wait until tomorrow.
  9. If I was a billionaire I'd build a real life Stark Tower in New York. For the fans.
  10. @kylepford: "[SCOFF] Short people." Me: "I know. We're freaks."
  11. Pants Go On This Way 101
  12. Send your retarded husbands to Jeff Ortiz's School for Kids Who Can't Get Dressed Right and Want to Learn Other Stuff.
  13. "I had to teach my husband how to dress."
  14. Shrieking Vilsack Wakes From Nightmare About Being Buried Alive By Giant Ear Of Corn onion.com/L5fZnw
  15. Alabama School System's Lone Textbook Falling Apart onion.com/KFYmxJ
  16. “@kylepford: "Laptops are hard." Seriously!?” They are. Also, I don't know the alphabet.