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  1. But I am listening to Alec Empire's Futurist album.
  2. The weather widget here says there's gonna be some thunder and lightning. I should be packing... I'm not of course.
  3. Work is busy. I'm fucking burned out. I haven't had a day off in over a week. Three hours left on my shift, 8 more tomorrow.
  4. And this God damn Advil I am eating like smarties isn't doing a mother fucking thing!
  5. I told the lady I didn't know and had to check. You know, to make her feel better.
  6. Just had a woman ask me "Does Thanksgiving fall on a Thursday this year?"
  7. @dukespirit The acoustic set at Salt Lake was fantastic, thank you guys again for playing, I had a great time.
  8. Player numbers 26 and 27 for Team USA are really cute to be honest.
  9. They pitch balls at fucking 65 MPH! How the hell is that "soft?"
  10. I find myself both strangly turned on and terrified, like staring at a Giger painting, or being at a daycare center.
  11. Beyond that, some of the players are kinda hot in a "punch you in the face when they get off" sorta way.
  12. Maybe it's because I'm kinda a pussy but professional women's softball seems kinda hardcore...
  13. I don't wanna get out of bed...
  14. Threw on Frisky Dingo, never seen it, love it so far...
  15. Hrm, this looks like fun... http://is.gd/1DVHL
  16. @divine_debris Utah is filled with ignorant people who think Mexicans are dirty. People acting like animals play into that just sucks.
  17. @divine_debris I know! What made me mad is that they were these illegal latino guys trying to sell my dad house keeping services!
  18. http://twitpic.com/assoy - Dog!
  19. @swear_bot Go fuck yourself.
  20. And now my room smells like piss.