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  1. Time to take a final. Fuck me dead about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter
  2. @joncostello oh I have mad skills. about 4 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to joncostello
  3. @WildWilly26 how can anybody not?! about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to WildWilly26
  4. A tv remote control wand. WANT. http://tinyurl.com/ydtf5ns about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. I feel like I set a new record for making it through the Temple of Doom, or I was drug underneath a car for 80 miles. about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter
  6. @TheHussman as a former gas station employee, you wouldn't believe how many lottery ticket people would hold up the line. about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to TheHussman
  7. @WildWilly26 all the time. Wait a minute, I AM my own boss! about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to WildWilly26
  8. I am exhausted. Finals next week. I am cekebrating next weekend with Absinthe, a pipe, and headphones that drown everyone out. about 23 hours ago from UberTwitter
  9. Thinking I need to grab some food before trying out the seasonal beer pack of Sam Adams I bought. 11:39 AM Dec 13th from web
  10. One ring to rule them all. http://tweetphoto.com/6334085 7:44 PM Dec 12th from UberTwitter
  11. First Christmas was awesome. I'll post a pic of my favorite gift soon. 7:17 PM Dec 12th from TweetDeck
  12. @AronHead *whimper* she's beautiful! 12:58 PM Dec 12th from UberTwitter in reply to AronHead
  13. @AronHead commence jealousy. 12:27 PM Dec 12th from TweetDeck
  14. @th1rte3n13 fantastic book. I think Bowie goes better w/ Heinlein. It might be the whole "prolific sex for everybody" that connects the two. 10:51 AM Dec 12th from UberTwitter in reply to th1rte3n13
  15. I wonder if listening to David Bowie would go better with reading Philip K. Dick or Robert Heinlein. 8:57 AM Dec 12th from UberTwitter
  16. I am a cleaning deity. 8:44 AM Dec 12th from UberTwitter
  17. Had a great date night with the wifey last night. Today is clean like hell day. We are having our first batch of Christmas tonight. 5:21 AM Dec 12th from TweetDeck
  18. @jchutchins I thought that's what Suicide Girls was for. 8:33 AM Dec 11th from UberTwitter in reply to jchutchins
  19. @joncostello it wasn't the stick that beat Boba, it was Han's luck. And nothing in the multiverse can beat that. 7:59 AM Dec 11th from TweetDeck
  20. @joncostello you're right. Iron Man gets taken out by a glass of scotch. 7:39 AM Dec 11th from UberTwitter in reply to joncostello
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  • Location ÜT: 41.35825,-86.281054
  • Bio I drink music, cut with words, and live in my imagination.
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