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  1. @stellated Lisa, have you not met most Miamians? 10:15 PM Oct 6th from Tweetie in reply to stellated
  2. Thank you ShortPacked for my new favorite piece of advice. "Ride that ample hiney as long as logistically possible." 8:41 PM Oct 6th from Tweetie
  3. I need to learn when to keep my mouth shut. Seriously. 2:18 PM Oct 2nd from web
  4. Geico estimate shop doesn't grasp how appointments work. I got here at 3. Doesn't mean you chat w/ another client for an hr while I wait. 12:35 PM Sep 29th from Twitterrific
  5. @stellated in all seriousness, let's formally make it a point to schedule a get together. Been way too long! 6:51 AM Aug 21st from Twitterrific in reply to stellated
  6. @jonathancoulton My fiancée was extremely disappointed to discover you did not write "Bills, Bills, Bills". And she loved your version! 6:46 AM Aug 21st from Twitterrific in reply to jonathancoulton
  7. @alex_segura If Billy Joel is a GUILTY pleasure for you, I'm disappointed. Billy Joel is the M-A-N. 6:40 AM Aug 21st from Twitterrific in reply to alex_segura
  8. Downtown Charleston: Edge speeds. Fort Sumter in the middle of the water: 3G. WTF?! 3:40 PM Aug 13th from Twitterrific
  9. I keep waking up early. 6:19 AM Jul 23rd from Tweetie
  10. @fiannan Xander was always a girl and evil Willow was always lame as heck. Magic was a metaphor for sex and now it's a metaphor for drugs?! 1:55 PM Jul 14th from Twitterrific in reply to fiannan
  11. In Tallahassee. Next stop, N'Awlins. Road trips are much more enjoyable with a partner in crime, so to speak. 6:57 AM Jul 12th from Twitterrific
  12. I have a migrane headache. Too much Internet and wedding theme planning. 6:36 PM Jul 8th from Twitterrific
  13. 275 calories burned on the treadmill! Too bad that equals maybe 1 pastelito and I ate like 3. Boo! 9:07 AM Jul 7th from Twitterrific
  14. Finally returned the cable box my grandma. They took a tiny box (think Reader's Digest) and gave me a massive one (Encyclopedia Britanica). 7:33 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
  15. @stellated I had jury duty for two weeks last week and they never called me once! I guess I got lucky! 7:31 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie in reply to stellated
  16. I got my laptop tethering internet with my iPhone. Sort of. Man, what a pain in the ass! 10:29 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie
  17. I want my 360 back so I can play Secret of Monkey Island HD. I LOVE Monkey Island. Almost as much as Grim Fandango. And Portal. And Zelda... 9:33 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie
  18. I just got sick to my stomach that Joyce DeWitt's drunk driving arrest is news. This celebrity schadenfreude has got to stop, America. 8:44 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie
  19. I wish my iPhone's battery would die already. I want to give it a full recharge after a full drain. Figures the one time I want it to die... 9:33 PM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
  20. Evan Almighty didn't suck at all. I blame Tony Danza and his crappy Noah's Ark movie. Yes Man, meanwhile, was slight. 8:07 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific