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humanclock

  1. @GaryThaSquirrel In the 14 years I've known my wife @pantiesinapinch I don't think I've ever seen her laugh that hard. Well done.#BeatFeet 11:02 AM May 30th via web
  2. Flew the Learjet all the way to Nova Scotia only to find out the eclipse is down near California, damn. 6:20 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Yesterday I asked a hotel receptionist where a payphone was. They said nobody has ever asked that question before. 2:09 PM May 15th via web
  4. Sketchy neighbors arguing gets really annoying. I have to stop what I'm doing and drag all my audio equipment outside. 9:10 PM May 9th via web
  5. Photo I took last year at @wildflagmusic video shoot, Mary, Paul, and @scharpling 12xu.com/etc/wildflag.j… 11:29 AM May 2nd via web
  6. I'd like to welcome comedian @RonFunches as the new #4 on humancalendar.com, thanks Ron! #bridgetown 7:22 PM Apr 15th via web
  7. I am at #bridgetown comedy fest. I have my camera and a stack of index cards if you want to be in a clock photo. 6:54 PM Apr 13th via web
  8. and to @fluke_fanzine in that last tweet! 4:44 PM Mar 29th via web
  9. Happy 40th birthday to my wife @pantiesinapinch ;thanks to @jason_sims, @yuf, @PatrickBarber,and @ggrayum too: youtube.com/watch?v=zxcEBd… 4:13 PM Mar 29th via web
  10. @pacheer That is fine, I need my branded articles of clothing on other continents! 11:00 AM Mar 26th via web in reply to pacheer
  11. @pacheer well done, drop me your postal address via email/DM and I'll mail you a t-shirt. 10:56 AM Mar 26th via web in reply to pacheer
  12. I have about 5,999 other things I need to be doing, but lately I'm just wondering who is gonna be #6000? facebook.com/pages/Human-Ca… 10:50 AM Mar 26th via web
  13. Our first single will be a 7" single: "15 Clicks to get what you want" b/w "Skip Intro" 1:06 PM Mar 22nd via web
  14. That's it,I'm quitting programming and forming one of those punky (punk?) rock bands. Our name:"Restaurant Website Disaster" 1:05 PM Mar 22nd via web
  15. @scharpling Step 1: Evaluate your 'special' message: wikihow.com/Become-a-Motiv… 7:12 PM Mar 20th via web