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  1. I have just won a round of poker for virtual wealth against artificial intelligences on my personal portable audiovisual unit!
  2. I just beat Wicked Witch in Imagine Poker 2 for iPhone/iPod touch! http://tinyurl.com/yfnpeqw
  3. BNP Question Time: Greer & Griffin f*cked; Straw & Dimbleby watched.
  4. Oh yeah - Twitter! I totally remember that! 1996 right?
  5. Retcon? Reboot? Alternate timeline? Decisions, decisions.
  6. Is Tony Almeida now "totally fucking" EVIL or is he just "very complicatedly super-deep-deep-cover-but-still-actually-good" EVIL?
  7. Raising. Icing. Compressing. Elevating. Carbing. Sleeping.
  8. I can see the shore approaching through the mist.
  9. JACK SAYS DAMMIT :: TONY SAYS COPY THAT :: STARBUCK SAYS WANK :: BALTAR SAYS DODGY
  10. Hate the GAME yo, don't hate the PLAYA. Props to GAIL TRIMBLE. That female know her sh*t. Indeed. All the way, GT, all the way.
  11. I am voting NINJA.
  12. I am making word salad with sexy toast.
  13. Mongo has escaped the cage while I was out, run amok. Project salvageable. Back to the centrifuge, another all-nighter, sigh.
  14. Rump steak. Bearnaise. Buttered Balsamic chestnut mushrooms. Broccoli. Seasoning. Côtes du Rhône. Double Plus Good.
  15. OMG - watching Channel 4 News - Christopher Hitchens has a HERPES on his lower lip! MAHAHA!!
  16. My vagina is four feet wide and has razor teeth - have I inadvertently given away my online banking details? Also, I seem to be a skanky ho.
  17. Warren Ellis has turned blue, and Saturn's moon has 'ice volcanoes'. Coincidence?
  18. I see molemen everywhere. How can a man with head hair and a beard yet have no face nor eyes? The very conundrum.
  19. I have just perceived a fourth physical dimension (not time). Dizzy, and must update opthalmic prescription asap.
  20. My time travel project has had a result - I have travelled one hour into the past. Unable to return, and past self not locatable.