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  1. Calhoun on Boeheim's 800th win: “One, it means he’s an old bastard. Two, he’s not going to be happy about it." Awesome.
  2. @obscuredv1sions I'm looking international playboy good.
  3. Shit. There goes one of my gold star #BeatUConn cracks. RT @theuconnblog @Dmoody46 Best shirts in Nippert tonight: "UConn Girls Are Husky"
  4. Holy shit I look good tonight.
  5. Attention Shores of Tripoli: After Navy finishes off Notre Dame, it's gonna pick up some Marines and smack your ass around again.
  6. UNLIMITED SUPERCARD CANT BY HAPPINESS BUT IT CAN BY LOTS OF CHICKEN NUGGETS REMEMBER THAT!!!!11!!!!
  7. Well, that sucked donkey dong. Now to try and make dinner reservations that I'm sure will be a nightmare.
  8. Rawr Rawr!!
  9. Thank God.
  10. Just score a touchdown. Knock off this horseshit.
  11. @OrangeChuck Looks delicious, but I only eat 25 times bigger bakery products now.
  12. @andCKsays That's actually a great idea for a book. "Poop That Looks Like Dinosaur Sex."
  13. @jbren If you want to believe that, then yes, it is chocolate.
  14. Buy the Tool Bandit, motherfuckers. It's the first step to becoming fucking bionic.
  15. http://i.current.com/images/asset/893/389/28/dgbd7T.jpg
  16. Oh, minimally invasive spine surgery has advantages? My word!
  17. And somewhere in his shanty town, Larry Elin quietly claps for Greg Romeus.
  18. Dave Wannstedt has earned his Magnum P.I. marathon tonight.
  19. 14 safeties and Syracuse is right back in this thing.
  20. 100% chance this interception gets wiped out. Syracuse must've been playing with 15 guys if it generated an interception.