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  1. Coffee and bitches. How I love coffee and bitches. 7:17 AM Nov 23rd from UberTwitter
  2. gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle...gurgle. That sums up how I feel today. Gurgley. 1:37 PM Nov 22nd from web
  3. It's been so long since I slept on something that feels like a bed. THIS IS AMAZING. 9:56 PM Nov 21st from web
  4. Just dropped a battlestar galactica joke and no one understood. How do none of my best friends understand!!? http://myloc.me/1DiZA 4:20 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  5. Tomorrow is Saturday. I have it off. I never have Saturday off. Perfection. 9:35 PM Nov 20th from web
  6. On that note I just looked back through all my posts. A lot of them are "fuck something or other". So angry. All the time. 5:03 PM Nov 10th from web
  7. I swear I'm going to start actively using my twitter. I SWEAR. 4:54 PM Nov 10th from web
  8. No, room 217. Just no. I did not come to work dressed up as a shit handler. You can plunge your own toilet. 3:38 PM Oct 31st from web
  9. The only time thinking about what happened in Paranormal Activity freaks me out is when I wake to go pee in the middle of the night. 12:58 PM Oct 31st from web
  10. Brad's parents totally heard us boning the other night. So awkward. So so so awkward. 11:28 PM Oct 30th from web
  11. Sadness is the strangest feeling ever. 11:21 PM Oct 16th from web
  12. I didn't feel like a true adult until maintaining a good mood became dependent on a daily consumption of caffeine and nicotine. 8:40 PM Oct 15th from web
  13. HERE I AM @maggieparty ON TWITTER 6:57 PM Oct 4th from web
  14. Sometimes I really wonder how all of my anger and negativity seems to just roll off of my body and disappear. Although it is nice. 10:06 AM Aug 28th from web
  15. @DOB_INC odd, but somehow knowledge worth getting jolted awake at 1 am to know 11:03 PM May 3rd from txt
  16. I'm really proud of myself for saving all my extra money instead of spending it on books. Really. Proud. 1:33 PM Apr 29th from web
  17. I can fall asleep doing literally anything. 8:22 PM Apr 1st from web
  18. Oh yeah chocolate and peanut butter, you get it on. You make those Reeses Eggs. 9:41 PM Mar 30th from web
  19. @DOB_INC rum. stranger. regret. 9:29 PM Mar 30th from web in reply to DOB_INC
  20. I am tweeting. and peeing. 7:18 PM Mar 26th from txt
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  • Bio My best friend's family is always harping on me for never wearing shoes.
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