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So... anyone want an invite to Google Wave? about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
... yeah, that sounds about right. "SCIENCE!" was up there, too. about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: time, people, shit - http://w33.us/3x3o about 7 hours ago from Tweet Cloud
@dr_tully Did you end up tipping your DirecTV guy? I'm facing the same quandary... 1:53 PM Nov 29th from TweetDeck in reply to dr_tully
So full so greasy so stinky so much cleaning to do and so going back for more in a bit 10:59 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck
@cococohen Shut up and come over my house for dinner you hairy douche. 1:53 PM Nov 25th from TweetDeck in reply to cococohen
Mnwhl, just realized that my mom has a gmail account. I thought they needed my help for computer stuff! When did my parents grow up on me? 4:01 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
Shopping for a birthday present for my dad. He's a hard guy to buy for, but he's been there for me through a lot of shit this yr. 3:56 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
@dr_tully You've got internet back? WORMS 2 LATER!!! I played w/ some strangers last night til I realized I was blowing up myown teammates. 1:46 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to dr_tully
@dr_tully Did you see that video with American Fuckwit Kirk Cameron on CNN? 4:02 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to dr_tully
Hey @dr_tully @Admut239 @therealricker - RT @JoystiqXbox: Worms 2 gets patched up on XBLA http://tinyurl.com/yfhffyc 1:39 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
For all my fellow SCIENCE! lovers - www.wearscience.com I want all of these. 12:10 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
@ryangibsonstewa Thanks - that makes two of us 10:14 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to ryangibsonstewa
How long does a shawerma sandwich keep? Ordered 1 before leaving work last nite & some1 left it on my desk. For 12 hrs. 3 ft from my fridge 10:01 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
RT @fanscapegaming: We're giving away 1 free game every 100 followers! First up - ROCKBAND 2 FOR 360! Plz RT! 5:20 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
Easily the most spectacular midget wrestling faceplant I've ever seen. And that's saying A LOT - http://bit.ly/2AXkBr 10:05 AM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
Too hungry to wait for lunch to get here. I gotta go forage. 11:12 AM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
They pay people to do that for them. 12:38 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
@DennisCalero Right- got that from your wiki page. The U-School couldn't find any prep school kids willing to "sweat" or "get hit for hours" 12:38 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck in reply to DennisCalero
@DennisCalero But no worries on the layouts - they look good and I'm excited to see the finished product. 12:35 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck in reply to DennisCalero

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Name Howie Kaplan
Location Studio City, CA
Web http://www.howiek...
Bio Writer, Sandwich Enthusiast. Not in that order.

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