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Too hungry to wait for lunch to get here. I gotta go forage. about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
They pay people to do that for them. 12:38 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
@DennisCalero Right- got that from your wiki page. The U-School couldn't find any prep school kids willing to "sweat" or "get hit for hours" 12:38 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck in reply to DennisCalero
@DennisCalero But no worries on the layouts - they look good and I'm excited to see the finished product. 12:35 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck in reply to DennisCalero
(The joke being that neither me nor @DennisCalero had a HS football team. Only he has a better excuse.) 12:34 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
@DennisCalero I went to USNSU. We were football rivals. 12:34 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck in reply to DennisCalero
Just got some layouts for my Heroes webcomic by @DennisCalero. That dude is awesome (once you get past that he went to my rival high school) 12:30 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
Don't be too excited to be rid of him. I'll bet five electoral college points that Lou Dobbs runs for office next. 5:16 PM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
@therealricker MAKE ME AN "RT woRThy" T-shirt! 8:34 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
No, I don't know who that person I RTd was. But I still found it RT woRThy. (Totally just made that up. now off 2 make it a cafepress store) 8:34 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
RT @philamina: Saw the funniest mentally handicapped man freak out trying 2 cross the street. Pretty sure he made my week. 8:32 PM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
@therealricker Some old lady died in my neighborhood and they're selling her nice furniture for real cheap. A metal DRAGNETy desk for $50! 4:56 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck in reply to therealricker
Hey @neilhimself - What's it gonna take to get your buddy Michael Chabon tweeting? (besides a higher character limit) 2:25 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
It strike anyone else that women aren't permitted in active combat yet it was a female cop who stopped the Ft Hood shooter? 11:50 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
@dr_tully Oh, man! We should have a Mexicali night! After they patch the place up, I guess... 10:58 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck in reply to dr_tully
Ah! RT @CARSONFOXTV: ugly scene in Studio City.head-on collision sends car onto patio of Mexicali restaurant. 10:55 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
What's up with all the helicopters in Studio City? No searchlights on, just all hovering loudly at extremely low altitudes. I can reach one 10:45 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
@darkroastcoffey @jacefive Count me in for watching @dr_tully sleep. 10:58 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
It's always wrong for the majority to legislate the rights of the minority. Gay Marriage is the new Apartheid. 9:53 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
I gotta say... sometimes? I have no idea what you beautiful assholes are talking about. 8:50 PM Nov 1st from TweetDeck