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  1. So... anyone want an invite to Google Wave?
  2. ... yeah, that sounds about right. "SCIENCE!" was up there, too.
  3. I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: time, people, shit - http://w33.us/3x3o
  4. @dr_tully Did you end up tipping your DirecTV guy? I'm facing the same quandary...
  5. So full so greasy so stinky so much cleaning to do and so going back for more in a bit
  6. @cococohen Shut up and come over my house for dinner you hairy douche.
  7. Mnwhl, just realized that my mom has a gmail account. I thought they needed my help for computer stuff! When did my parents grow up on me?
  8. Shopping for a birthday present for my dad. He's a hard guy to buy for, but he's been there for me through a lot of shit this yr.
  9. @dr_tully You've got internet back? WORMS 2 LATER!!! I played w/ some strangers last night til I realized I was blowing up myown teammates.
  10. @dr_tully Did you see that video with American Fuckwit Kirk Cameron on CNN?
  11. Hey @dr_tully @Admut239 @therealricker - RT @JoystiqXbox: Worms 2 gets patched up on XBLA http://tinyurl.com/yfhffyc
  12. For all my fellow SCIENCE! lovers - www.wearscience.com I want all of these.
  13. @ryangibsonstewa Thanks - that makes two of us
  14. How long does a shawerma sandwich keep? Ordered 1 before leaving work last nite & some1 left it on my desk. For 12 hrs. 3 ft from my fridge
  15. RT @fanscapegaming: We're giving away 1 free game every 100 followers! First up - ROCKBAND 2 FOR 360! Plz RT!
  16. Easily the most spectacular midget wrestling faceplant I've ever seen. And that's saying A LOT - http://bit.ly/2AXkBr
  17. Too hungry to wait for lunch to get here. I gotta go forage.
  18. They pay people to do that for them.
  19. @DennisCalero Right- got that from your wiki page. The U-School couldn't find any prep school kids willing to "sweat" or "get hit for hours"
  20. @DennisCalero But no worries on the layouts - they look good and I'm excited to see the finished product.