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  1. Vote for your #worstfilms http://bit.ly/3FbDcq I went for Thin Red Line, Deep Blue Sea and The Matrix. Dear god no!
  2. I'm all for abbreviating in blogs but this is ridiculous! http://bit.ly/23Prbh Use propa Inglish like wot I do innit..
  3. Just pondering England cricketers' slight blip. http://bit.ly/1PjCTs Does getting stuffed by the Village XI count as a slight blip?
  4. Lend us a tenner Liverpool IT workers?
  5. Nice man behind the counter told him deadpan: "Bit smaller than a 12" mate. I'm still trying to work out of he was being sarcastic.
  6. Oh the conversations you overhear! Bloke in front of me in pizza shop asked: "How big's the 9" pizza mate?" Gold!
  7. She also collects sickness bugs and joyfully passes them around the family. Bless...
  8. My daughter has learned two new skills - walking and playing tricks on us. I can't find my slippers anywhere...
  9. Sachin Tendulkar - what a legend. Long live the 50 format. http://bit.ly/uMGiT
  10. #unseenprequels - Apocalypse Tomorrow, Bum and Bummer, Don't Look Yet, Debbie Does Darlaston, Once Upon a Time in Wednesbury...
  11. People keep thinking I work in Wilko's/Pound Land/B&M when I'm browsing my lunch hour .. No I don't know where the flippin' loo rolls are!
  12. @danslee Once or twice. Nick Owen from BBC Midlands Today once trod on my wife's foot at the theatre... doesn't make her a newsreader!
  13. Till then I'll have to make do with Andrew Flintoff - Ashes to Ashes - dear god no!
  14. I'm hoping it'll be as jaw droppingly, and beautifully engaging as one of his sumptuous cover drives!!!
  15. Counting down the days till Michael Vaughan's autobiography - Time To Declare. The man is a legend
  16. Does having a takeaway pizza on a Tuesday night, because I'm too lazy to cook, make me a bad person?
  17. @Swannyg66 If Swanny66 leaves Twitter - I'm going to chop off both my arms...
  18. Went to Jongleurs comedy club, Brum, last night. Gob smacked to see my mate from school, Lou Chawner, as one of the acts. Funny guy...
  19. Caught my daughter's first sick bug from nursery. I think I might have seen the other side. There was a light... a bright light...
  20. England couldn't win the ICC Champions Trophy ... could they?