houx
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Tonight people were getting DRUNK. One girl was so hammered she pulled a Tara Reid and didn't notice her boob popped out. Bumper Cars.
about 4 hours ago
from web
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This year's Turkey Day movie is either Annie Hall or Swing Time. Possibly both (Past Winners: Duck Soup, Used Cars, Rules of the Game)
about 4 hours ago
from web
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If I had a dance club, the floor would be segregated like a pool, w/ a wading section, deep end for the real dancers, & a dude w/ a whistle.
about 4 hours ago
from web
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@ the only thing it's missing - to be the best rep of 00 comedies - is Danny McBride.
about 5 hours ago
from Echofon
in reply to mrbeaks
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@ Just because I called it a Turkey Baby, I'm hoping for post-midnight, just cause
about 8 hours ago
from web
in reply to voodoolily
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@ So do I. And then Yi-Yi should be in a top ten, but Yang only got one in. Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford+Chopper = contender
about 9 hours ago
from web
in reply to nictate
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@ The problem then is Shane Carruth, or Paul Thomas Anderson, whose PDL I think is interesting but uneven, TWBB undeniable.
about 9 hours ago
from web
in reply to nictate
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@ Maybe. I almost prefer to do an auteur list of the decade. That way I can say someone like Bong Joon-Ho, and not have to chose.
about 9 hours ago
from web
in reply to nictate
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@ I think we could do this w/ most of the movie. At this point for the 00's, Anchorman will be my #10, and In the Mood for Love my #1
about 9 hours ago
from web
in reply to nictate
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@ last one: "I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
about 9 hours ago
from web
in reply to nictate
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@ "I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that. He's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off."
about 9 hours ago
from web
in reply to nictate
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@ "Hey, Ron! I'm riding a furry tractor!"
about 9 hours ago
from web
in reply to nictate
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@ "I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker."
about 9 hours ago
from web
in reply to nictate
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@ "I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by."
about 9 hours ago
from web
in reply to nictate
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@ "You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off."
about 9 hours ago
from web
in reply to paperlung
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@ "I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together."
about 9 hours ago
from web
in reply to nictate
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@ "Pants party."
about 9 hours ago
from web
in reply to nictate
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"I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?" "Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. "
about 10 hours ago
from web
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@ Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
about 10 hours ago
from web
in reply to nictate
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@ People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks
about 10 hours ago
from web
in reply to paperlung
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- Name houx
- Location Los Angeles, CA.
- Bio I was told the secret to life is to be stupid and handsome. One out of two ain't bad.
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