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  1. RT @jboitnott: 5 Signs You're Suffering From Internet Burnout: http://facebook.com/jboity
  2. RT @hprocksoff: I'm going to the poster show at the Caroline. Are you?
  3. Maybe I'll start doing a Klingon-related Tweet a day... RT @BoingBoing A Klingon Christmas Carol http://bit.ly/69Aw8T
  4. Think you're a JFK conspiracy theorist? You have nothing on the ramblings of our own @craighlavaty... http://bit.ly/4rDGCj
  5. But a shorn scrotum is breathtaking! RT @MagsMac This is the best @gapingvoid cartoon in the history of @gapingvoid: http://is.gd/4ZWid
  6. Catfish Reef, Pearl Harbor, Vinegar Hill, Six-Bit Street & Canine Street: Recalling Houston's old noir neighborhoods http://bit.ly/6fagV5
  7. RT @Fayza Internet not making your loins quiver? Maybe you're burned out on the the Web. Read my latest post: http://bit.ly/internetburnout
  8. I love, love, love the limo driver's brief smirk from last night's The Office: http://is.gd/4ZTeo
  9. Cocaine lost medical license fake wholesome-looking family 911 death threats = trouble for Brown Hand Center: http://bit.ly/4Gixwt
  10. Oh lord... RT @yougenious Its going down tomorrow @OrangeShow! You(genious) album release party! Everyone gets lei'd! 2 kegs free shots $5
  11. How does Mark Mangino's smack talk stand up against that of the all-time smack talk pros? http://bit.ly/52ptNx
  12. Daaaamn. RT @brittanieshey Includes "Short Dick Man" b/c I am ruthless: RT @hprocksoff Songs That Remind Us of Our Exes http://bit.ly/3MZ8Cl
  13. FF#: If you love Houston unconditionally - for better or worse - then you should be following @Team_HIWI. DON'T YOU LOVE HOUSTON?!
  14. RT @HairBallsNews Drew Brees hits Obama over the middle in the slowest slo-mo ever. GOP must've been in a Tampa Two. http://bit.ly/2GWO8h
  15. Ever wondered how @SaintArnold is bottled? Check out this video of Divine Reserve #9 on the bottling line: http://bit.ly/861YVR
  16. If you're auditioning for a movie about a bear, it makes sense to film your audition tape with a live bear. Right? http://is.gd/4ZN9U
  17. One Metro Rider Agrees: Get Those Homeless Off The Light Rail! http://bit.ly/6RuHI2 Do you agree?
  18. Hockey fans! The Maple Leaf Pub has you covered this hockey season and all the way thru to the Stanley Cup: http://is.gd/4ZMJK
  19. .@TexasMonthly gives a big ol' slobberin' kiss to @BillWhiteForTX in the latest issue: http://bit.ly/4pGbyG
  20. #FF: If you think cops are dicks, you aren't following hilarious badass @realvichung. We want to be him when we grow up.