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Watching Supernanny at home. Dear God.2:12 PM Nov 6thfrom web
'Quem nao arrisca, nao petisca. Come pao com lagartixa' Taking a big gamble today, lets hope I pull it off.2:45 AM Nov 6thfrom web
Loving primark's cotton rich light grey tights. Theyre so cozy, and if you turn them inside out they are charcoal grey... £2 and so warm!4:17 AM Nov 3rdfrom web
@jessica Have a friend who does that but he's being a bastard to the mum so I am dubious bout asking him. Its rare 2 find men doin it tho!!4:03 AM Oct 27thfrom web
Hmmm. Prostitution is looking more and more like an appealing option. #HELP!3:59 AM Oct 27thfrom web
Deus me defenda dos meus amigos, que dos inimigos me defendo eu!!!
(RT @melhoresfrases Voltaire)1:48 PM Oct 6thfrom web
@sansharma I got Leo TOTALLY addicted to He-Man and She-ra. I feel it's one of my biggest motherhood achievements. Still just as good!!!1:23 PM Oct 6thfrom webin reply to sansharma