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  1. RT @toopretty4this: Thanks!! Taking a blogcation... Life is just too much right now, but in a very good way. I'll be back around soon :)
  2. Showing up to work and realizing you have nada to do: blessing or unbelievably boring?
  3. Hot off the press: A Pit-Stop in Pettytown: Once upon a time, I had a sweater.Sure, I have sw.. http://bit.ly/4BF8bP
  4. First time having all my belongings in the same state in over 7 years. It's overrated. Take it all away (but leave the shoes, please).
  5. EZ Pass is, apparently, not an easy concept for most holiday drivers.
  6. Dog feet smell oddly like movie theater popcorn.
  7. @Otherworldlyone This is getting confusing!! I thought we were still talking about me bring a giggling ignoramus and you giving that a try
  8. @Hannahmiet It's like my phone is gaga for Gaga.
  9. @emergencymeds @judearoo & I would like to know what part of Mother England the mumbling dialect hails from. Please, do enlighten us.
  10. @Judearoo Touche, oh wise one! How close do you think I can get before he starts to call me the deaf girl?
  11. @Otherworldlyone you're far too cool and collected for such dumbassery
  12. @Hannahmiet I have no doubt your ass is more than just fancy (btw my phone tried to @ lady gaga on this... fate?)
  13. Hot off the press: What is Your Ex Saying About You?: Ever consider what your history says ab.. http://bit.ly/4ORgJ7
  14. @toopretty4this Me, too. Isn't it fab? Maybe we'll be fat cats in the next life.
  15. I can't love Adam Lambert more right now... except perhaps I could start to like his actual music. Details, details.
  16. A big thanks to http://www.professionalfamilymanager.com/ for spreading the word about appreciating our assets!!
  17. @Judearoo Good thought, though I doubt I'd understand him any better ;) It does make flirting harder when you have to ask "what?" a lot.
  18. Double fancy ass coffee day? Oh, yes.
  19. I just found my own blog post in my spam folder. Ouch.
  20. Hot off the press: Admission for One to an Inner Circle, Please: I'm a people person.Granted,.. http://bit.ly/6DAl3e