hotheadred
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No, baby... I just can't wrap you up in plastic wrap and whip you, no matter how pretty you think the blood spatter patterns are.
11:19 AM Oct 23rd
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All of the stores that have disappeared from this mall, and Yankee Candle couldn't have been one of them?
6:56 AM Sep 22nd
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PMS.
Uh? I need to say more than that???
6:37 AM Sep 22nd
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Vicodin is apparently NO match for the oral surgeon's attempts to pry my face into a flip-top. I hurt so bad I'd rather have another baby.
2:29 PM Sep 11th
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We can smell some of the funk as YOU beezed by, sir.
11:37 AM Sep 8th
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@ love it! Need it.
10:00 PM Sep 3rd
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in reply to jtnt
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NOTHING is worse than hyperbole.
8:08 PM Sep 3rd
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5yo: "well, sometimes we SWITCH partners, if we don't follow the rules."
Uh huh.
5:31 PM Aug 26th
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Broke half of my bottom molar tonight. What's funny about that, you wonder? Well, it broke while I was eating BREAD. True story.
11:35 PM Aug 17th
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5yo crying from hallway. Me: "What happened buddy?"
5yo, indignant: "Well I don't have eyes in my HAIR so I hit my head on the doorknob!!"
11:26 AM Aug 17th
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I had no idea just how menacing this thick fluffy blanket could be.
12:03 PM Aug 14th
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So, how come "butthurt" isn't on the Trending Topics?
10:46 AM Aug 3rd
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@ Well, the lung cancer project will be our little secret.
10:42 AM Aug 3rd
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in reply to biorhythmist
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Still in NYC, playing the Duane Reade drinking game while walking from South St Seaport to 30th St. So yeah, drunk AS USALLY.
7:59 PM Aug 1st
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NYC Tweetup bound!
10:02 AM Jul 31st
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Transforming into an alcoholic in 3... 2... 1...
2:48 PM Jul 29th
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LazyTwitter: I'm ripping my hair out trying to figure out why my iTunes (8.2.1) Artwork is just failing left and right. Anyone else notice?
2:27 PM Jul 29th
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@ wait, which ringtone? The Des and Nate one? I converted the YouTube Video to MP3, then clipped it in Garage Band, so... yup!
11:14 AM Jul 29th
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in reply to honkhonkGOOSE
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Just told 5yo he was smart. He agreed, so I asked if he knew what smart means.
He verified interrogatively, "You're a nerd?"
7:57 AM Jul 29th
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I'm beginning to wish I was irresponsible. Being responsible costs way more money.
10:16 AM Jul 27th
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- Name Heidi
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- Bio Men will die upon dogma but will not fall victim to a conclusion. --J.H. Newman
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