hotheadred
Ugh fail. Whatever, you know you want to block her, too.
| If I could have just one frivolous servant, it would absolutely be someone to wash my hair everyday. |
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| Dear iPhone, thanks for the misplaced space. |
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| @ tittergrrl yikes? :( |
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| @tj I hear that sometimes accidents happen at Best Buy. Xfiles, PSPs... |
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| Katy Perry, I have some words of wisdom for you: somebody's going to get hurt. It isn't who you think. |
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| What the fuck iPhone? GIVE ME BACK MY APPS. They better be there when I wake up. |
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| Worrying about whether it would be easier to delete a follower, or add 5 more to even up my grid. Also, wishing I was at least half-joking. |
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| @daganld3 it was by popular request... since the other tweet missed the 140-mark. And by "popular," I mean one lonely DM asking for a rerun. |
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| Sent my HDTiVo off with the former resident geek. It was having trouble with anorgasmia- "Almost There" gets old after a few hours. |
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| The drive thru on the left at Checkers is always a mistake. Sinister bastards. |
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| @vmarinelli technically I think you have to admit, that supports his theory. |
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| How come nobody ever talks about that freaky fuckin' robot with the squiggly arms? It's ALL ABOUT THE WHALE WITH YOU PEOPLE. |
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| Let's see... how many of my SMS Tweets will roll in, right... about... NOW? |
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| Awwwwww fuck. I can't believe you've done this. Twitter, when I say "standard" I don't mean "view source." |
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| @jurai resets the followers/followee relationship statuses |
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| @wilburly ooops... I lost you, too. Ob: TODAY would have been a far better day for that whole EPIC meme. |
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| So, in other news, I'm thinking they spike the water here with adrenaline. Wait, I don't even drink the water. WTF? |
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| @nick @aedison you're the only two I am obviously missing in my followers list... |
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| So when Twitter resets, will my whole life reset again, too? And which version is reality? |
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