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  1. K: "Vision is so amazing." Me: "I know..." K: "I can look right into your eyes, and still see your tits." 5:18 PM Dec 13th from txt
  2. So yeah, I got a B. That's nothing to get upse-- WHAT? I GOT A B ON MY OTHER FINAL AND MISSED MY A BY 1 POINT? I'll be in the Angry Dome. 1:54 PM Dec 9th from web
  3. Walk 49.2 miles then turn Right at Ivanhoe Rd. 3:00 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  4. Triangulation is a bitch. 12:25 PM Nov 23rd from web
  5. No, baby... I just can't wrap you up in plastic wrap and whip you, no matter how pretty you think the blood spatter patterns are. 11:19 AM Oct 23rd from web
  6. All of the stores that have disappeared from this mall, and Yankee Candle couldn't have been one of them? 6:56 AM Sep 22nd from Tweetie
  7. PMS. Uh? I need to say more than that??? 6:37 AM Sep 22nd from Tweetie
  8. Vicodin is apparently NO match for the oral surgeon's attempts to pry my face into a flip-top. I hurt so bad I'd rather have another baby. 2:29 PM Sep 11th from web
  9. We can smell some of the funk as YOU beezed by, sir. 11:37 AM Sep 8th from Tweetie
  10. @jtnt love it! Need it. 10:00 PM Sep 3rd from Tweetie in reply to jtnt
  11. NOTHING is worse than hyperbole. 8:08 PM Sep 3rd from Tweetie
  12. 5yo: "well, sometimes we SWITCH partners, if we don't follow the rules." Uh huh. 5:31 PM Aug 26th from Tweetie
  13. Broke half of my bottom molar tonight. What's funny about that, you wonder? Well, it broke while I was eating BREAD. True story. 11:35 PM Aug 17th from txt
  14. 5yo crying from hallway. Me: "What happened buddy?" 5yo, indignant: "Well I don't have eyes in my HAIR so I hit my head on the doorknob!!" 11:26 AM Aug 17th from Tweetie
  15. I had no idea just how menacing this thick fluffy blanket could be. 12:03 PM Aug 14th from txt
  16. So, how come "butthurt" isn't on the Trending Topics? 10:46 AM Aug 3rd from web
  17. @biorhythmist Well, the lung cancer project will be our little secret. 10:42 AM Aug 3rd from web in reply to biorhythmist
  18. Still in NYC, playing the Duane Reade drinking game while walking from South St Seaport to 30th St. So yeah, drunk AS USALLY. 7:59 PM Aug 1st from Tweetie
  19. NYC Tweetup bound! 10:02 AM Jul 31st from txt
  20. Transforming into an alcoholic in 3... 2... 1... 2:48 PM Jul 29th from Tweetie