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- Haqikat samjho ya afsana: Haqikat samjho ya afsana,
apna samjho ya begana,
Hamara apka rishta hai purana,
is.. 9:34 PM Oct 31st from twitterfeed
- THANKS FOR THE WARNING: After an emotional hug, Girl whispers to Boy:
“If u hug me once more like that, .. 7:42 AM Sep 28th from twitterfeed
- Love is a name of care: It’s love when a little baby girl puts all her energy 2 giving her daddy a head m.. 5:47 AM Sep 28th from twitterfeed
- MEAN MIND DISCUSSES OTHERS: MEAN MIND DISCUSSES OTHERS GREAT MIND DISCUSS MATTER GREATER MIND DISCUSS HAPPENING.. 2:47 AM Sep 28th from twitterfeed
- Charlie Chaplin’s 3 Heart touching quotes: Charlie Chaplin’s 3 Heart touching quotes:-
(1st) - Nothing i.. 12:50 AM Sep 28th from twitterfeed
- My Grand Father Lived 96 Years He Never Used Glasses: English Man: “My Grand Father Lived 96 Years. He Ne.. 10:39 PM Sep 27th from twitterfeed
- 63 Years Back There Was A Nation: 63 Years Back There Was A Nation Who was Searching For A Piece Of Land.
Now .. 6:48 AM Sep 27th from twitterfeed
- Why is Delhi a male city and Bombay a female city?: Q: Why is Delhi a male city (Maha Nagar) and Bombay a femal.. 4:37 AM Sep 27th from twitterfeed
- Muhtarma ye darhi hy Breakain nai: Ak molvi, ek Aurat se takra gia,
Aurat guhussay se!
Ap ko sharam nai ati, .. 2:48 AM Sep 27th from twitterfeed
- Do you have color TVs?: Sardarji is buying a TV. “Do you have color TVs?”
“Sure.”
.. 12:49 AM Sep 27th from twitterfeed
- How do dogs in Dombivli wag their tails?: Q : How do dogs in Dombivli (place near Bombay) wag their tails?
A :.. 10:41 PM Sep 26th from twitterfeed
- A smiling smoker never dies: Dr says; “Smoking 1 cigarette decreases ur life by 8 mins…
& Smil.. 7:50 AM Sep 26th from twitterfeed
- 20 years in prison for calling the Pakistani President a fool: A Pakistani news editor got 20 years in prison f.. 5:38 AM Sep 26th from twitterfeed
- My relation ship with U is like Sugarcane: My relation ship with U is like “Sugarcane”
Break it, .. 3:50 AM Sep 26th from twitterfeed
- Words of Wisdom: 1. Ability can never hide.
2. Life is a game,try to win it.
3. No injury is deeper than insu.. 12:04 AM Sep 26th from twitterfeed
- I hear that you drop some money in Stocks: “I hear that you drop some money in Stocks.
Were you a bull or.. 6:41 AM Sep 17th from twitterfeed
- Wishing u happy Eid soft as silk: Wishing u happy Eid,
soft as silk,
white as milk,
sweet as honey,
full of .. 4:44 AM Sep 17th from twitterfeed
- Special dua 4 special person EID MUBARAK: Special dua 4 special person:
May Allah almighty bless u with Sehat,
.. 2:27 AM Sep 17th from twitterfeed
- Very very happy eid to you and your family: After congregational Eid prayer,
Sentiment reciprocated with deep s.. 10:42 PM Sep 16th from twitterfeed
- You think I’m cute: You think I’m nice, I think you’re nice.
You think I’m kind, I think you&.. 8:40 AM Sep 16th from twitterfeed
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