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  1. Haqikat samjho ya afsana: Haqikat samjho ya afsana, apna samjho ya begana, Hamara apka rishta hai purana, is.. http://bit.ly/1ZSzPl
  2. THANKS FOR THE WARNING: After an emotional hug, Girl whispers to Boy: “If u hug me once more like that, .. http://bit.ly/zaUGa
  3. Love is a name of care: It’s love when a little baby girl puts all her energy 2 giving her daddy a head m.. http://bit.ly/eFnvt
  4. MEAN MIND DISCUSSES OTHERS: MEAN MIND DISCUSSES OTHERS GREAT MIND DISCUSS MATTER GREATER MIND DISCUSS HAPPENING.. http://bit.ly/11ACUk
  5. Charlie Chaplin’s 3 Heart touching quotes: Charlie Chaplin’s 3 Heart touching quotes:- (1st) - Nothing i.. http://bit.ly/187lum
  6. My Grand Father Lived 96 Years He Never Used Glasses: English Man: “My Grand Father Lived 96 Years. He Ne.. http://bit.ly/7tWbL
  7. 63 Years Back There Was A Nation: 63 Years Back There Was A Nation Who was Searching For A Piece Of Land. Now .. http://bit.ly/TA8lq
  8. Why is Delhi a male city and Bombay a female city?: Q: Why is Delhi a male city (Maha Nagar) and Bombay a femal.. http://bit.ly/14P1Mx
  9. Muhtarma ye darhi hy Breakain nai: Ak molvi, ek Aurat se takra gia, Aurat guhussay se! Ap ko sharam nai ati, .. http://bit.ly/29OzYV
  10. Do you have color TVs?: Sardarji is buying a TV. “Do you have color TVs?” “Sure.” .. http://bit.ly/x0Mt8
  11. How do dogs in Dombivli wag their tails?: Q : How do dogs in Dombivli (place near Bombay) wag their tails? A :.. http://bit.ly/1dYxAA
  12. A smiling smoker never dies: Dr says; “Smoking 1 cigarette decreases ur life by 8 mins… & Smil.. http://bit.ly/6WXuu
  13. 20 years in prison for calling the Pakistani President a fool: A Pakistani news editor got 20 years in prison f.. http://bit.ly/UBnkc
  14. My relation ship with U is like Sugarcane: My relation ship with U is like “Sugarcane” Break it, .. http://bit.ly/4bL95t
  15. Words of Wisdom: 1. Ability can never hide. 2. Life is a game,try to win it. 3. No injury is deeper than insu.. http://bit.ly/o0jkz
  16. I hear that you drop some money in Stocks: “I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or.. http://bit.ly/59lQm
  17. Wishing u happy Eid soft as silk: Wishing u happy Eid, soft as silk, white as milk, sweet as honey, full of .. http://bit.ly/62v1r
  18. Special dua 4 special person EID MUBARAK: Special dua 4 special person: May Allah almighty bless u with Sehat, .. http://bit.ly/BKGg6
  19. Very very happy eid to you and your family: After congregational Eid prayer, Sentiment reciprocated with deep s.. http://bit.ly/4hmhz5
  20. You think I’m cute: You think I’m nice, I think you’re nice. You think I’m kind, I think you&.. http://bit.ly/Yi6Mm