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Haqikat samjho ya afsana: Haqikat samjho ya afsana,
apna samjho ya begana,
Hamara apka rishta hai purana,
is..
9:34 PM Oct 31st
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THANKS FOR THE WARNING: After an emotional hug, Girl whispers to Boy:
“If u hug me once more like that, ..
7:42 AM Sep 28th
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Love is a name of care: It’s love when a little baby girl puts all her energy 2 giving her daddy a head m..
5:47 AM Sep 28th
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MEAN MIND DISCUSSES OTHERS: MEAN MIND DISCUSSES OTHERS GREAT MIND DISCUSS MATTER GREATER MIND DISCUSS HAPPENING..
2:47 AM Sep 28th
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Charlie Chaplin’s 3 Heart touching quotes: Charlie Chaplin’s 3 Heart touching quotes:-
(1st) - Nothing i..
12:50 AM Sep 28th
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My Grand Father Lived 96 Years He Never Used Glasses: English Man: “My Grand Father Lived 96 Years. He Ne..
10:39 PM Sep 27th
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63 Years Back There Was A Nation: 63 Years Back There Was A Nation Who was Searching For A Piece Of Land.
Now ..
6:48 AM Sep 27th
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Why is Delhi a male city and Bombay a female city?: Q: Why is Delhi a male city (Maha Nagar) and Bombay a femal..
4:37 AM Sep 27th
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Muhtarma ye darhi hy Breakain nai: Ak molvi, ek Aurat se takra gia,
Aurat guhussay se!
Ap ko sharam nai ati, ..
2:48 AM Sep 27th
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Do you have color TVs?: Sardarji is buying a TV. “Do you have color TVs?”
“Sure.”
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12:49 AM Sep 27th
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How do dogs in Dombivli wag their tails?: Q : How do dogs in Dombivli (place near Bombay) wag their tails?
A :..
10:41 PM Sep 26th
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A smiling smoker never dies: Dr says; “Smoking 1 cigarette decreases ur life by 8 mins…
& Smil..
7:50 AM Sep 26th
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20 years in prison for calling the Pakistani President a fool: A Pakistani news editor got 20 years in prison f..
5:38 AM Sep 26th
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My relation ship with U is like Sugarcane: My relation ship with U is like “Sugarcane”
Break it, ..
3:50 AM Sep 26th
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Words of Wisdom: 1. Ability can never hide.
2. Life is a game,try to win it.
3. No injury is deeper than insu..
12:04 AM Sep 26th
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I hear that you drop some money in Stocks: “I hear that you drop some money in Stocks.
Were you a bull or..
6:41 AM Sep 17th
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Wishing u happy Eid soft as silk: Wishing u happy Eid,
soft as silk,
white as milk,
sweet as honey,
full of ..
4:44 AM Sep 17th
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Special dua 4 special person EID MUBARAK: Special dua 4 special person:
May Allah almighty bless u with Sehat,
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2:27 AM Sep 17th
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Very very happy eid to you and your family: After congregational Eid prayer,
Sentiment reciprocated with deep s..
10:42 PM Sep 16th
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You think I’m cute: You think I’m nice, I think you’re nice.
You think I’m kind, I think you&..
8:40 AM Sep 16th
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