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  1. madmann
    madmannBack in the small boob club. Did you miss me, ladies?
  2. Richard Smallbone
    rsmallboneHas anyone seen my gloves? They look exactly like my hands, but slightly bigger.
  3. Simon Goetz
    pagecrusherAt my glass home, training my pet rocks to attack.
  4. Victoria Marinelli
    vmarinelliWhen the fly in the cafe pesters me and not the unshowered white dude with dreadlocks, I flirt with atheism.
  5. John Moltz
    MoltzEvery year in Tacoma we have an air show then fireworks. You want to impress me? Let's have an air show *and* fireworks.
  6. Rachel
    EffingBoring"FIRST!!1" - John Hancock
  7. Martin Jacobsen
    ctrloptcmdMy baby girl just woke me up by sucker punching my in the eye. Makes a father proud to see dirty fighting like that.
  8. Bailey
    baileygenineSo anyway, my hand is blistering. Fellas.
  9. Sam Hey
    samheyI think recent Disney movies have warped my son into thinking the perfect woman has eyeballs bigger than her breasts.
  10. Adam Lisagor
    lonelysandwichIf I had a restaurant chain, I'd serve sliders because everyone else does. But I wouldn't call them sliders, I'd call them beefy tossers.
  11. Tim Siedell
    badbananaWorking on a research project. 73% of me is "having a good time". Margin of error +/- 73%.
  12. John Moltz
    MoltzAnd she's off. All smiles. God, I love that woman. I think maybe I'll sit down for a minute. Since I can't see so well right now.
  13. rands
    randsDesign by committee sounds like it feels.
  14. Birdhouse
    birdhouseappSincerest of kudos to our dear friends @buzz and @nevenmrgan on the release of their Twitter app, @birdfeedapp. Kudos, birds.
  15. jbj
    jbjGeekDad has updated its list of core contributors: http://www.wired.com/geekdad/ Pretty cool!
  16. Dr. Zaius
    Zaius13I don't think you understand how far up the fuck you need to shut it.
  17. Ben Tesch
    magnetboxAh, so *that's* why this frozen fried rice was half price.
  18. TAD KOCHSCHWINGER
    kochschwingerThey say kids say the cutest things. Actually, *my* kids say the cutest things. Your kids are also rans.
  19. Adam Koford
    apeladAack!
  20. jbj
    jbjI just gift-wrapped an anniversary present in duct tape. There's at least some chance that's the butchest thing I've ever done.