hotdogsladies
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Just saw some jerk's sick kid cough all over the sugar packets, then toot about it like it's wasn't actually me which it definitely was not.
about 3 hours ago
from web
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about 6 hours ago
from web
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The Onion's internet jokes are almost as hilariously relevant as my video game references.
I mean, where's the beef, Robotron, amirite?
about 7 hours ago
from Birdhouse
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As I look back over my life, I'm struck by how many things I should have regretted more.
about 24 hours ago
from web
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Weird how people who treat humans as gods are always the most disappointed when they turn out to be human.
And, apparently, love pancakes.
2:43 PM Dec 14th
from web
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For better or worse, every decade's defined by what stopped seeming impossible.
11:22 AM Dec 14th
from Birdhouse
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WAY excited about the Nexus One.
Because you're pretty much guaranteed amazing things whenever someone buys a slightly nicer cell phone.
9:57 AM Dec 14th
from web
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@ The cafe between the flamingos and chimps has domestic beer. I hear.
Also? Catch the old chimp vigorously diddling his butt. SO funny.
7:53 AM Dec 14th
from Brizzly
in reply to mat
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43f: "Enough."
Mangle a rat's hypothalamus and he'll eat 'til he dies. Or follow 50k people on Twitter.
7:13 AM Dec 14th
from web
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Rachel Uchitel strikes me as the sort of person who'd sneak into a crime scene photo.
Then ask when she can see it on Facebook.
5:37 PM Dec 13th
from Birdhouse
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If Disney can't settle their beef with the Winnie-the-Pooh people, a lot of my next 2 years will be spent drawing bears and rabbits on shit.
5:18 PM Dec 13th
from Birdhouse
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You have to smile at a guy in a Santa suit who's dressed his cockateil like a reindeer.
At least until the cops arrive.
4:28 PM Dec 13th
from Birdhouse
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Is it just me, or am I the only one who thinks nobody else notices things?
2:26 PM Dec 13th
from Brizzly
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Scut Farkus. What a rotten name.
9:15 PM Dec 12th
from web
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Just to clarify: my own indefinite break from golf recently entered its 44th year.
I won't be taking any questions.
Thank you.
8:24 PM Dec 11th
from Brizzly
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@ Good times. I miss the Shotz. And such an adorable haircut.
11:22 AM Dec 10th
from Brizzly
in reply to tadler
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By 1935, FDR passed laws to create the WPA, reform troubled banks, and ensure that Thurston Moore appears in every rock documentary forever.
9:24 AM Dec 10th
from web
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Febreze. Urinal cakes for the wardrobe of the damned.
Mm. "Spring Linen."
6:40 PM Dec 9th
from Birdhouse
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Called Mandela to ask why he's not following me on Twitter.
He goes, "What's a Twitter, who ARE you, and how'd you get this number?"
Dick.
4:37 PM Dec 9th
from Birdhouse
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Country Music's way funnier if you imagine all the singers are kittens in cowboy hats.
4:09 PM Dec 9th
from Birdhouse
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