hotdogsladies
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@ See, now, THAT is funny.
42 minutes ago
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in reply to bugcounter
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Sure. Constantly spelling "Broca's Aphasia" wrong seems like a real riot until tan tan tan tan tan tan tan tan tan.
about 6 hours ago
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Turns out.
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for Mac
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Still no word from the EPA on whether my keyboard qualifies as a Superfund site.
I blame Obamacare.
about 9 hours ago
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First among Google News' "Top Stories" are "543 Sources" about leap year.
So, don't you tell ME serious journalism isn't worth paying for.
about 9 hours ago
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@ Damn.
Many Bothans died to bring me this awkward boner.
7:54 PM Feb 28th
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in reply to joshtheoak
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@ I think you're thinking of "Sigourney Weaver."
Sigourney Weaver.
7:49 PM Feb 28th
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in reply to jxpx777
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You have to watch closely, but, when Obi-Wan Kenobi doesn't recognize Artoo, Kenny Baker totally rolls his eye.
7:43 PM Feb 28th
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Stalin should've donated the proceeds to charity.
Because, seriously. What else can you say after someone donates the proceeds to charity?
7:34 PM Feb 28th
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@ I think you may be staying in a VERY fancy penitentiary.
4:23 PM Feb 28th
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in reply to gemshwil
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The Deli Counter at the Safeway on Taraval is Decadent and Depraved.
4:20 PM Feb 28th
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@ Goldberg Variations.
(Also, that one cello thing you showed me oh my god I'm so so sorry about the cello thing.)
4:16 PM Feb 28th
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in reply to jessiechar
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Back to Work 56: "One Giant Beholder Dinosaur" is posted -
2:43 PM Feb 28th
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@ Marry me. And, thank you!
1:50 PM Feb 28th
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in reply to DCpierson
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@ !!!
1:49 PM Feb 28th
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in reply to matthewmcvickar
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Back to Work with @ and @ is live -
12:01 PM Feb 28th
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It must be harrowing to fit an endless stream of personal outrage through the hopelessly narrow aperture of a $2000 computer.
9:52 PM Feb 27th
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@ If I can work in a boner joke? You bet, my friend. PS I love you.
6:31 PM Feb 27th
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in reply to tmbg
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New episode: Ep. 22: "My Own Dungeon Master"
1:14 PM Feb 27th
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Listen, don't freak. Most of you guys are totally allowed to have phones.
Just don't abuse it, okay?
4:38 PM Feb 26th
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