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  1. Cooking some bacon. Writing a new song. Working title: "The Bacon Song" about 23 hours ago from mobile web
  2. I am about to sing my cooking-spaghetti-with-meat-sauce song, which goes like this: LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA 5:24 PM Dec 18th from web
  3. I just tipped my mechanic a quart of Crown Royal: the gift a man can give another man. 5:03 PM Dec 18th from web
  4. thanks to private road i'm good at: 1. driving really fast in reverse 2. driving hammed 3. driving with lights off at night 4:59 PM Dec 18th from web
  5. I'm feeling slightly off-balance, looking around for something to stab my other leg with 4:45 PM Dec 17th from mobile web
  6. wondering if this is a good time to confess to my two-year affair with elin nordegren 11:44 AM Dec 17th from web
  7. On prison shows I secretly envy the men who are living in solitary confinement. I think there's something wrong with me. 7:01 PM Dec 16th from mobile web
  8. i will continue to wear black until they come up with something darker 6:54 PM Dec 15th from mobile web
  9. gta vice city for mac. uh oh. 5:07 PM Dec 15th from mobile web
  10. Today was like a TV show where they take a house and turn it into a super fancy swirly house. 1:15 PM Dec 11th from web
  11. O little clown of Bethelehem. How still we see thee lie. 6:55 PM Dec 10th from web
  12. "It feels good to warp a young girl's mind, doesn't it?" 6:43 AM Dec 9th from mobile web
  13. today i am installing studded tires on my car along with twin mounted machine guns and a cigarette lighter that dispenses nutella. 12:06 PM Dec 8th from web
  14. "I wonder if it's actually theoretically possible for you to go fuck yourself." #quoteofthenight 6:44 PM Dec 5th from web
  15. spin out with your vagin out 11:30 PM Dec 3rd from web
  16. have you been doing your special exercises? i brought the magic suitcase. 5:11 PM Dec 1st from mobile web
  17. guy on cnn just used the word "joeschmolify" (meaning, treat a celebrity like joe schmo) #tigerwoods 12:13 PM Dec 1st from mobile web
  18. cheapest lunch going: can of fish. @therilesyouknow you know the business 10:58 AM Dec 1st from web
  19. polite requests for nasty favours 12:22 PM Nov 30th from mobile web
  20. how can you soar with the eagles when you are surrounded by HAMHAWKS 8:02 PM Nov 29th from mobile web