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  1. INCIDENT #154: YET ANOTHER DATACENTER TECH FALLS VICTIM TO OUR "TRY TO CONSOLE THAT UPS" PRANK. LOLOL R.I.P. BERNIE 1980 - 2009 ^i about 11 hours ago from web
  2. CURRENTLY SEEING HUGE INFLUX OF CUSTOMERS FROM @RACKSPACE. APPARENTLY SOMEONE NAMED @SCOBLEIZER IS DRUNK DIALING ALL THEIR CUSTOMERS? ^i about 11 hours ago from web
  3. @michaelsbradley SINCE WHEN DOES NOT FOLLOWING THRU ON SOME SHITTY PROMISE YOU MADE WHILE DRUNK CONSTITUTE BEING A "LIAR"?? NEVER ASSHOLE ^I about 11 hours ago from web in reply to michaelsbradley
  4. OH BOY, WE'RE SEEING A HUGE WAVE OF NEW CUSTOMERS COMING FROM @SLICEHOST! THEY SAY OUR "ABSOLUTELY ZERO SUPPORT" POLICY BLOWS THEIRS AWAY ^i 6:41 PM Dec 18th from web
  5. @katzenfreund DONT WORRY, MY KATZENFRIEND! ONE DAY YOU WILL HAVE ONE AND OUR FREE HOSTING WILL BE AVAILABLE TO ALL YOU CATS AND KITTENS ^i 5:45 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to katzenfreund
  6. @GoDaddyGuy WHOOPS YOU FORGOT TO OFFER ME A PRODUCT AT THE END. -25 POINTS ON YOUR QA. YER GONNA BE WAY SHORT OF YOUR QUOTA THIS MONTH. ^i 5:44 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to GoDaddyGuy
  7. ISSUE #120: FOUR MORE ADMINS DEAD AS SUPPORT TECH GOES ON SHOOTING SPREE AFTER HEARING CUSTOMER PRONOUNCE "PHP" LIKE "FFFP" 5:16 PM Dec 16th from web
  8. ISSUE #119: FOUR ADMINS DEAD AS DATACENTER TECH GOES ON SHOOTING SPREE AFTER REALIZING HP USES M6 SERVER RACK SCREWS 4:30 PM Dec 16th from web
  9. RT @GoDaddyGuy You can host more than one site with a Deluxe or Unlimited hosting plan, but not an Economy plan. [HAHA. 2 SITES = DELUXE?]^i 3:57 PM Dec 16th from web
  10. NEWSFLASH A-HOLES: IF YOUR "BUSINESS DEPENDED ON" A $10/MONTH HOSTING PACKAGE, YOU'RE A JACKASS AND DESERVED TO FAIL ^i 10:24 PM Dec 15th from web
  11. WHOA! OVERWHELMED BY INFLUX OF NEW CUSTOMERS FROM DREAMHOST. APPARENTLY OUR 33.3% UPTIME IS A VAST IMPROVEMENT ^i 8:14 AM Dec 15th from web
  12. OUR KIND OF SUPPORT!!! http://bit.ly/58yjOX 9:11 AM Dec 8th from web
  13. 1 OF OUR ADMINZ RECENTLY CAUGHT ON CAMERA CRUISING THRU JUNGLE (MISSION TO KILL @GODADDY)! http://i.imgur.com/LYwY5.jpg 6:52 AM Dec 8th from web
  14. @sourishkrout WE HAVE ALL THE LEEETEST DOMAIN NAMES AT @HOSTCHOPPER! U KNOW THIS! AND DNS, NO PROBLEM!!!!!!! 6:47 AM Dec 8th from web
  15. @jaredcurtis STILL BETA TESTING THAT SHIT, BRAH. BE PATIENT OR GET NUKED! 6:47 AM Dec 8th from web
  16. @chicrunner <3 6:46 AM Dec 8th from web
  17. CHRIST, CLOUD COMPUTING DOES NOT WORK WELL IN AREAS WHERE THERE ARE NO FCKIN CLOUDS!!! 4:41 PM Dec 3rd from web
  18. HAHAHA @jaredcurtis 4:41 PM Dec 3rd from web
  19. ONE OF OUR ADMINS COMPLAINING ABOUT OUR FCKING CAFETERIA AGAIN: http://bit.ly/4TonMH 6:38 AM Dec 3rd from web
  20. SYSTEM INCIDENT 666: WE PROMISED OUR TECHS PIZZA, BUT WE BLUFFED, AND 3 OF THEM DIED! 12:51 PM Nov 30th from web