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  1. What i lack in knowledge, I make up for in stupidity so I have a better excuse than the rest ...
  2. Why I don't love God? He's just not my type
  3. Tegenwind doet de vlieger stijgen zeggen ze o_O
  4. *Argh* teh internuts was dead >.< homo's o_O
  5. Chuck Norris' fist is the mathematical proof for everything
  6. "Mein Freund, bedenke wohl, dein größter Feind heißt Alcohol, doch; in der Bibel steht geschrieben: Du sollst deine Feinde Lieben"
  7. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. -- W. Churchill
  8. Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man -- F. Nietzsche
  9. Pain is inevitable. Suffering, optional.
  10. @elpeness @Paullus_HJ het is een complex getal stelletje eieren! :P een Practical Joke (PJ) in een complex getal! :P
  11. Do you want to hear a complex PJ ! Yes ? Ok, P + iJ ! Where is the Joke, you ask for a start ? Listen up, it's in the imaginary part
  12. Pour it down on me, I'll keep climbing
  13. Sometimes some things are better left alone
  14. We need a Chuck Norris awareness day *hwooeemphf!*
  15. 'Things' happen, it's how we react to those 'things' that makes us who we are... nothing more, nothing less
  16. I gently stroke her arm as she lies lifeless on her back
  17. @Paullus_HJ Hell yeah, en die van de UU. Ik heb ze even uitgelegd hoe het zat met toelating en nu snappen ze het undso (H)
  18. @JaWSnl @Paullus_HJ yo mama was no good! o_O
  19. You are no god to me
  20. Seeing you fall, nothing more... nothing less.... just... seeing you fall... have a nice trip down!