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  1. http://twitpic.com/ai7gv - "Quit ogling Jon Stewart and pet the frigging cat. Priorities, woman."
  2. Also: catching up on Twitter and The Daily Show. It's helping a bit. Jon Stewart is hot and so are most of you. Go ahead. Discuss.
  3. Back home after nearly 5 days with BF in Paso Robles. Attempting to mitigate my melancholy, with quesadillas and peanut butter. Not together
  4. http://twitpic.com/ae6n5 - ...and driving here, along Highway 1, somewhere north of Ragged Point.
  5. http://twitpic.com/ae6dk - ...and also searching, with marginal success, for sea glass on this Cayucos beach.
  6. http://twitpic.com/ae5rr - So where have I been (y'all better've noticed my silence!)? Well, spent a few minutes running partway up this ...
  7. Miss Scarlett, I haven't the foggiest idea how to deliver Miss Melly's baby. #1stdraftmovielines
  8. Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France? Yeah, um, me neither. #1stdraftmovielines
  9. Was it Lazlo, or were there others in between? Or aren't you the kind that tells what a FILTHY WHORE you are? #1stdraftmovielines
  10. "Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were any old time...". #1stdraftmovielines
  11. @lsertic1 that's better. You have now performed your Twitterly duties. And yes, I'm totally off my rocker (cuz I'm old, get it?).
  12. @kristysf http://twitpic.com/9r90x - Oh, those cheeks. Om nom nom. Holy moly, she's inspired me to speak LOL...
  13. Also? Just plucked the freakishly long gray eyebrow hair that shows its wiry self every couple of months. Tenacious motherfucker.
  14. I've become *that* chick: fretting about my biological clock and wearing anti-wrinkle cream. How are you not all openly mocking me yet?
  15. @kristysf welcome Baby Eve! Can't wait for the Twitpic!
  16. @kristysf good luck! Here's hoping my date prediction was total BS. But the name choice still stands. Unless you're going with Snuggie.
  17. Figures that it would take me until 3ish months shy of my 36th bday to freak out about getting old and start worrying about wrinkles. 35!
  18. Thought I was going to say anti-wrinkle feet, didn't ya? Well, in your defense, my feet *are* also like a baby's ass. What? I'm particular.
  19. Second night wearing anti-wrinkle cream. Will it matter that my face is baby-butt smooth if I reek of eau de Betty White?
  20. Second night wearing anti-wrinkle fee