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- http://twitpic.com/ai7gv - "Quit ogling Jon Stewart and pet the frigging cat. Priorities, woman."32 minutes ago from TwitPic
- Also: catching up on Twitter and The Daily Show. It's helping a bit. Jon Stewart is hot and so are most of you. Go ahead. Discuss.about 1 hour ago from web
- Back home after nearly 5 days with BF in Paso Robles. Attempting to mitigate my melancholy, with quesadillas and peanut butter. Not togetherabout 1 hour ago from web
- http://twitpic.com/ae6n5 - ...and driving here, along Highway 1, somewhere north of Ragged Point.7:23 PM Jul 14th from TwitPic
- http://twitpic.com/ae6dk - ...and also searching, with marginal success, for sea glass on this Cayucos beach.7:21 PM Jul 14th from TwitPic
- http://twitpic.com/ae5rr - So where have I been (y'all better've noticed my silence!)? Well, spent a few minutes running partway up this ...7:16 PM Jul 14th from TwitPic
- Miss Scarlett, I haven't the foggiest idea how to deliver Miss Melly's baby. #1stdraftmovielines10:10 PM Jul 9th from web
- Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France? Yeah, um, me neither. #1stdraftmovielines6:02 PM Jul 9th from web
- Was it Lazlo, or were there others in between? Or aren't you the kind that tells what a FILTHY WHORE you are? #1stdraftmovielines4:55 PM Jul 9th from web
- "Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were any old time...". #1stdraftmovielines4:47 PM Jul 9th from web
- @lsertic1 that's better. You have now performed your Twitterly duties. And yes, I'm totally off my rocker (cuz I'm old, get it?).8:33 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to lsertic1
- @kristysf http://twitpic.com/9r90x - Oh, those cheeks. Om nom nom. Holy moly, she's inspired me to speak LOL...9:39 PM Jul 8th from TwitPic
- Also? Just plucked the freakishly long gray eyebrow hair that shows its wiry self every couple of months. Tenacious motherfucker.9:33 PM Jul 8th from web
- I've become *that* chick: fretting about my biological clock and wearing anti-wrinkle cream. How are you not all openly mocking me yet?9:30 PM Jul 8th from web
- @kristysf welcome Baby Eve! Can't wait for the Twitpic!8:15 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to kristysf
- @kristysf good luck! Here's hoping my date prediction was total BS. But the name choice still stands. Unless you're going with Snuggie.2:05 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to kristysf
- Figures that it would take me until 3ish months shy of my 36th bday to freak out about getting old and start worrying about wrinkles. 35!9:35 AM Jul 7th from web
- Thought I was going to say anti-wrinkle feet, didn't ya? Well, in your defense, my feet *are* also like a baby's ass. What? I'm particular.10:43 PM Jul 6th from mobile web
- Second night wearing anti-wrinkle cream. Will it matter that my face is baby-butt smooth if I reek of eau de Betty White?10:40 PM Jul 6th from mobile web
- Second night wearing anti-wrinkle fee10:36 PM Jul 6th from mobile web
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- Name Tracy
- Location SoCal girl in NorCal
- Bio Runner, student. Type II diabetic. Auntie Tracy. Love the word dookie more than any girl should.
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