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  1. I wish we could say our phone numbers the old-fashioned way. Mine would be LYchee 7-8177.
  2. Armored bus transporting prisoners today was emblazoned with "New York's Boldest." Do they mean the corrections officers or the criminals?
  3. @annielovesyou I sell tallises.
  4. Now that Benjamin Franklin is tweeting (@bfffranklin), the obvious question is WWJT?
  5. Brilliant but burned-out aging intellectual meets energetic but naive young person. All learn valuable lessons. #indiemoviecliche
  6. Weekend with old friends at a house in the countryside (adultery and divulging tragically bad news ensue) #indiemoviecliche
  7. Attention advertising copywriters everywhere: please stop adding -ista to the thing your trying to sell and pretending its a slogan.
  8. giant raccoon and I just stared each other down on my fire escape in Park Slope. A first time for everything.
  9. crazy night. President Obama is in town tonight and that just throws everything off.
  10. "All of a sudden it's like the raid on Entebbe in my apartment!"
  11. Absolutely Epic Feist on Sesame Street! http://bit.ly/3NMd0G
  12. BNE was here.
  13. From now on can we please ban LOL? Enough is enough.
  14. Jim Morrison wore French cuffs: http://bit.ly/abzV1
  15. If I wasn't already a sufficiently self-satisfied iPhone holdout, now they're polluting the airwaves: http://bit.ly/cHlcw
  16. @Thessaly But I think the newer check-while-you-type version has improved my horrible spelling. The immediate feedback corrects bad habits.
  17. Does anyone even remember what we did before cell phones when we wanted to meet up with friends? I know it happened but it's' a mystery.
  18. RT @alexblagg: I miss the time before the Internet ate all the vowels. Srsly.
  19. RT @Wayne_Elise: You don't so much meet someone special and become happy as you become happy and your happiness attracts someone special.
  20. @carr2n That usage of "have" is surpassed in pretension only by "Do you HAVE French?"