Listen: your body may be trying to tell you something. Tell it to shut up with cheese.

@_michaelpop Oh, it was actually pretty good. But I still felt remorseful, especially since it was my second breakfast. #hoss

Currently consuming a bag of cauliflower, broccoli, and carrots to counteract this morning's McGriddles mistake. #musteatvegetables

OH: "Now I'm getting excited about Hooters, dude!"

Gotta love when my MP3 player on random takes me directly from Shellac to Fabio After Dark. #ciao

Okay, who the fuck is Lana Del Rey, and who decided it was okay for her to sing on national television? #snl

@stateofemergncy @_michaelpop I hate any song with kids singing. Songs with kids talking for more than a few seconds also get the #gasface.

@_michaelpop @stateofemergncy I don't mind "Meat is Murder" so much, but at least it's at the end and not in the first ¼ of a double album.

@stateofemergncy I tried just skipping it after about a minute, but the damage was already done; the album was ruined.

Finally tried to listen to the new M83 album. It went okay until the kid talking about frogs track came on, and I immediately lost interest.

Dude outside the Metro station holding a half-empty case of M&M's asked me, "How you doin'? Where you from? Europe?" I just kept walking.

¡ ATTENTION ! To whom it may concern: AT THE DRIVE-IN will be breaking their 11 year silence THIS STATION IS …NOW…OPERATIONAL

Is it 6pm yet? Time for Beer®

You guys. I instantly felt like ass again the moment I walked back into the office at lunch. Work is the cause of illness!

I could not be less interested in 'We Bought A Zoo'

Best shot from The Star Wars Holiday Special: Bea Arthur smiling and hugging a giant rat. twitpic.com/7y62wy

@stateofemergncy No, that's Ewok Adventure; this one is pre-Ewoks and all about Wookiees, including lengthy conversations with no subtitles.

Finally trying to watch The Star Wars Holiday Special; a half hour in, and I still have no idea what the fuck is happening. #ilovethe70s

@_michaelpop @heartofkudzu Man, I make books for the iPad, and all I got from work was a ticket to MI4, popcorn & a Coke. #ahwell #thatscool

Some dumb co-worker actually said MI4 is "the best movie [he's] ever seen in [his] life." Dude clearly needs to get out more. #thatsamerica