Profile_bird

Hey there! horatiotweets is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving horatiotweets's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

horatiotweets

  1. The girl dog ignores me. Why won't she let me love her? :-( 12:35 PM Sep 1st from TweetDeck
  2. Why does Clover not return my affections? :-( 2:25 PM Aug 31st from web
  3. Okay, when dad (@patrickomurphy) said he was staying home today, I assumed that meant he would pay attention to me ALL DAY. NOT SLEEPING! 7:09 AM Aug 31st from TweetDeck
  4. @elizabeth_clay @patrickomurphy INSTEAD OF HAVING A BEER, COME HOME AND STOP BEING A NEGLIGENT PARENT! >:o 2:28 PM Aug 27th from TweetDeck
  5. Is it the weekend yet? My parents need to be home to do my bidding. In the interim, I shall plot my escape... and nap. 11:50 AM Aug 25th from TweetDeck
  6. @pmurphy_dc That's because you're uncaring. :-( No one loves me! :-( 9:13 AM Aug 21st from TweetDeck in reply to patrickomurphy
  7. @pmurphy_dc You know, your shirts that you left on the floor look like prime pooping real estate.... 8:58 AM Aug 21st from TweetDeck in reply to patrickomurphy
  8. @pmurphy_dc YOU ARE SO FUNNY :( 8:55 AM Aug 21st from TweetDeck in reply to patrickomurphy
  9. The walls of this bedroom taunt me. :-( 8:33 AM Aug 21st from TweetDeck
  10. @pmurphy_dc: DAD WHERE ARE YOU >:o 8:21 AM Aug 21st from TweetDeck
  11. Mom and dad have been threatening for months to get me a little brother. I'd like to see them try. Although I'd love to boss someone around. 6:30 PM Mar 2nd from web
  12. Mom's still up, but not paying attention to me. TYPICAL. I am much more interesting than stupid tape and boxes. GIVE ME KIBBLE, WOMAN. Bark. 12:30 AM Feb 28th from web
  13. Everything is in boxes. THEY HAD BETTER NOT BE LEAVING ME, OR I WILL CUT THEM. Cuddled up on mom. Trying to guilt her into taking me too. 3:43 PM Feb 27th from web
  14. Today I played in my first snowfall: http://www.flickr.com/photos/sinksanctity/3231642007 1:18 PM Jan 27th from web
  15. Apparently something happened today...? Whatever, all I know is mom and dad gave me cheese! I love cheese. I WANT MORE CHEESE! 5:04 PM Jan 20th from web
  16. Ooooo, they left the bedroom door open this time. Wonder what's in here! 1:02 PM Jan 16th from web
  17. I get mom and dad for FOUR WHOLE DAYS. They are mine. FEED ME LOVE ME. <3 12:27 PM Jan 16th from web
  18. When no one is home, I watch chick flicks. Shhhh... 2:12 PM Dec 30th, 2008 from web
  19. Okay they take me with them all over the place for the holidays but then they ditch me for work... again. I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THIS! >:o 9:13 AM Dec 29th, 2008 from web
  20. I escaped briefly and got to run around the neighborhood! Dad caught me though. What a buzzkill. 10:25 AM Dec 25th, 2008 from mobile web