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  1. Jennifer Aniston flipped out the entire movie im like...u should be more concerned w/ getting ur ass outta Baltimore that place sucks -Aaron 2:57 PM Jan 4th from web
  2. "Avatar is about as 3D as Wii Tennis. The only cool part is if u take the glasses off it feels like ur running in a forest drunk."-Aaron 10:25 PM Dec 24th, 2009 from web
  3. Every1 thought Hanson were girls. Except the 1 that looked like a horse. Which was crazy cuz it was like DAMN that horse can jam! -Aaron 12:10 AM Dec 12th, 2009 from web
  4. "All Disney characters are hot. I mean I've had my crushes...Eric from Little Mermaid, Naveen from Princess & the Frog...What?"-Tiffany 3:15 PM Nov 30th, 2009 from web
  5. "That's messed up. They didn't ask me to donate my hair for charity. Guess they don't want any nappy wigs for the cancer patients." -AJ 3:09 PM Nov 30th, 2009 from web
  6. Only hook up w/girls that take a simple name like Amy & spell it weird like Aimee Girls who spell their name wrong are always slutty-Aaron 8:26 PM Nov 20th, 2009 from web
  7. I yelled at the guy on the corner wat do u have against 50% off hair color! Then I realized he wasnt a protester he was just sign twirler-AJ 4:23 PM Nov 19th, 2009 from UberTwitter
  8. "Wait Kelsey, u're telling me ur dream car is a Volvo SUV? u're so white. Im from Sweden & I would never drive a fucking Volvo."-Manni 11:54 AM Nov 19th, 2009 from web
  9. "Aaron please give up any movie titled 'Quest for the golden churro'" isn't going to work" - Kelsey 3:23 PM Nov 14th, 2009 from UberTwitter
  10. Theres always gonna be movies u wanna be in... I mean, I wanted to be in "Home Alone" but recently I had 2 let go of that dream -Tiffany 10:12 PM Nov 13th, 2009 from web
  11. Yo guys I put 2 of the best things 2gether into 1 word. Prosticles. Prostitutes & popsicles combined! Word creation wednesday!-Aaron 9:23 AM Nov 12th, 2009 from UberTwitter
  12. "You wanna come over to Myspace so I can Twitter your Google all over my Facebook?" - Manni 10:43 PM Nov 5th, 2009 from web
  13. "Im only nice 2 girls I wanna sleep with. Im not saying nething but u were overly fucking friendly w/ that homeless chick, Aaron." -AJ 10:14 AM Nov 5th, 2009 from web
  14. "You mean LL stands 4 Lower Level in the Elevator? Now I feel embarrassed 4 when I asked people if they were going 2 the Lobby Lobby" - AJ 10:45 AM Oct 22nd, 2009 from web
  15. "This ugly girl I know has been frontin like she's hot shit. It's like, 'even if I'm drunk you're very mediocre looking.'" - Aaron 11:51 PM Oct 17th, 2009 from web
  16. "I wanna trick or treat, but instead of candy we get liquor and money...and...candy" - Aaron 8:55 PM Oct 17th, 2009 from web
  17. "Vampires are so hot....they make me wanna be a slut" - Kelsey 3:19 PM Oct 13th, 2009 from web
  18. "Let me Penetrate you...with some knowledge." - Aaron 1:54 PM Oct 12th, 2009 from web
  19. "I buy Smart Water because other water is Dumb. I don't drink Dumb Water." - AJ 6:31 PM Oct 9th, 2009 from web
  20. Remember the 2 hr nap I was gonna take b4 Tinas ballin bday party in Beverly Hills? It became a 12hr nap & I missed fuckin everythin -Manni 10:41 PM Oct 8th, 2009 from web