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I like masturbating over dead people too, but can we move on from all this Michael Jackson shit?1:33 PM Jul 7thfrom Power Twitter
Some mornings I wake up and wonder what I am doing with my life, other mornings I wake up and wonder why i am spooning a live shark.3:20 PM Jul 6thfrom Power Twitter
For the record: eating chili just prior to any appointment where my body is going be examined by another human being is not a coincidence.1:26 PM Jul 1stfrom Power Twitter
Anybody interested in seeing The Reverend Horton Heat at GAMH on Monday (7/6)? I promise to wear my rockabilly duds7:38 PM Jun 30thfrom TwitterFon
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