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  1. @msprout That's because he was typing "pussy" into the browser bar.
  2. http://twitpic.com/szsij - I just taught my neighbor how to use my netbook, and he's already surfing for porn.
  3. 'This is Ryan. He does computers.' - Now counting down the time until someone asks about a problem with their e-mail. Thanks, Steve.
  4. Well, I'm certainly in a good mood now. I may have to stop and grab a top hat and monocle on my way home tonight. :D
  5. @GeekCatnip You've just given me an idea for my friend's bachelor party. Now to find a place where I can hire a midget stripper...
  6. Am I the only one that thinks @Yelling_Bird deserves his own Christmas album? I could listen to him sing the classics year-round.
  7. Microsoft Security Essentials gave me a malicious software warning after installing Thunderbird. Nice competitive practices, Microsoft.
  8. RT @dailyrotten: Exploding Chewing Gum Blasts Face http://tinyurl.com/yk7q5w7
  9. RT @Agent_M: Official trailer for "Kick Ass" http://is.gd/5i1hp Bam! (via @dubin)
  10. RT @briggsb: Rupert Murdoch to pull all News Corp sites off the Internet: http://bit.ly/55p2gh #foxnews #fox #google #rupertmurdoch
  11. TweetDeck's ability to export groups to lists has made it much easier for me to use Tweetie 2 when I'm away from my PC.
  12. RT @HackinTimSeeley: Hack/Slash 34 cover, an homage to 70s movie posters. Pencils by me, everything else by MARK "FUCKING" ENGLERT: http ...
  13. I'm having too much trouble concentrating on my work this morning. Too many distractions.
  14. RT @Tandom: possibly the best use for the Nintendo Powerglove. (PG-13) http://tinyurl.com/ykvsl9k
  15. RT @Billyjensen: Greatest Christmas decoration ever. http://bit.ly/79g1Ns
  16. @JohnHaugeland Yeah, I guess so, but I'm always afraid I'm going to end up acting on it, and it scares the crap out of me.
  17. @keithharold Well, that'll make a great TV to replace the old one. I've had mine for a couple months now, and I have zero complaints.
  18. After all these years, I still can't even look at a photo of Ivy's mom without wanting to choke her to death. I'm such a horrible person. :(
  19. @keithharold I have that TV. My 360 and PS3 look great on it. Wal-Mart sells it way cheaper though. $358. http://j.mp/6RyTo1
  20. HOORAY @MYTHBUSTERS IS ON! LET'S WATCHING!