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  1. Ron Burgundy photo-bombs NYT http://tinyurl.com/ylyng66
  2. 's cat is totally on to her late night cookie and milk habit
  3. "Calm down people, it's just rain that froze on the way to the ground"
  4. RT @debihope: Sometimes I just don't think my complaining is reaching a wide enough audience.
  5. RT @complianceweek: Policy: the codification of unwanted complexity, applied unnecessarily to the many, to redress the stupidity of the few.
  6. Just played: "Tiger Woods Wife Outrun" My score: 123 - Think you can beat me like his wife beat him? Try: http://brk.to/e
  7. decided to impersonate the kind of chick who can pull off blue nail polish.
  8. Who brings a snowball to a gunfight?
  9. Whoa. The Fed is closed tomorrow. Hooray! A whole extra day to ignore the cleaning I was going to do this weekend!
  10. RT @seth_weisfeld: *  ❄     * ❄      *       *      ❄ .     *  ❄    * .  ❄    ❄        *        ❄ _______________________☃_____
  11. RT @wearyourshaydes: You go to shovel the snow for an hour and you come back to find another celebrity dead. Although, new excuse for no ...
  12. RT @debihope: This Christmas, give the woman you love what she really wants. Chloroform her relatives.
  13. Report on day 2 of being snowed in with the hubby: Still happily hitched. Check back tomorrow.
  14. Due to "treacherous and life-threatening conditions", area schools are closed Monday and Tuesday!! Caltort? OPEN! Just slide on in to work!
  15. Blizzard Update: 18" &stacking! DCMetro trains? Closed. McDonalds? Closed. California Tortilla? OPEN! Life or death, burritos will be served
  16. Blizzard update: Carmax? Closed. Borgata? Closed. Target? Closed. California Tortilla? OPEN! (Mgmt motto: "Employee Safety Comes Fourth!")
  17. RT @darao75: is going back to sleep, since pilates is canceled due to the snowpacalypse. Wake me when there's thundersnow. #fb
  18. Ah, ah, ah, ah, table five, table five...http://money.cnn.com/magazines/moneymag/bestjobs/2009/full_list/index.html
  19. welcomes the Blizzard of 2009 with open arms. And an open mouth. Into which you are welcome to insert cookies.
  20. hasn't finished work yet but has to get dressed for holiday party. Eep!