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Ron Burgundy photo-bombs NYT
about 4 hours ago
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's cat is totally on to her late night cookie and milk habit
about 4 hours ago
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"Calm down people, it's just rain that froze on the way to the ground"
about 4 hours ago
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RT @: Sometimes I just don't think my complaining is reaching a wide enough audience.
about 5 hours ago
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RT @: Policy: the codification of unwanted complexity, applied unnecessarily to the many, to redress the stupidity of the few.
about 5 hours ago
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Just played: "Tiger Woods Wife Outrun" My score: 123 - Think you can beat me like his wife beat him? Try:
about 6 hours ago
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decided to impersonate the kind of chick who can pull off blue nail polish.
about 9 hours ago
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Who brings a snowball to a gunfight?
about 11 hours ago
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Whoa. The Fed is closed tomorrow. Hooray! A whole extra day to ignore the cleaning I was going to do this weekend!
6:02 PM Dec 20th
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1:32 PM Dec 20th
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RT @: You go to shovel the snow for an hour and you come back to find another celebrity dead. Although, new excuse for no
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12:48 PM Dec 20th
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RT @: This Christmas, give the woman you love what she really wants. Chloroform her relatives.
9:55 AM Dec 20th
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Report on day 2 of being snowed in with the hubby: Still happily hitched. Check back tomorrow.
6:06 PM Dec 19th
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Due to "treacherous and life-threatening conditions", area schools are closed Monday and Tuesday!! Caltort? OPEN! Just slide on in to work!
3:10 PM Dec 19th
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Blizzard Update: 18" &stacking! DCMetro trains? Closed. McDonalds? Closed. California Tortilla? OPEN! Life or death, burritos will be served
12:50 PM Dec 19th
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Blizzard update: Carmax? Closed. Borgata? Closed. Target? Closed. California Tortilla? OPEN! (Mgmt motto: "Employee Safety Comes Fourth!")
8:13 AM Dec 19th
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RT @: is going back to sleep, since pilates is canceled due to the snowpacalypse. Wake me when there's thundersnow.
7:38 AM Dec 19th
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, table five, table five...
10:57 PM Dec 18th
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welcomes the Blizzard of 2009 with open arms. And an open mouth. Into which you are welcome to insert cookies.
8:37 PM Dec 18th
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hasn't finished work yet but has to get dressed for holiday party. Eep!
1:51 PM Dec 17th
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