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  1. New Post, come see! I Don't Know What to Say http://bit.ly/bPYmA
  2. Nice. 10 yr old is trying to hypnotize the 3 yr old. Sadly Liam doesn't need hypnotized in order to quack like a duck.
  3. New Post, come see! Better Late Than Never http://tinyurl.com/ld7fls
  4. Best ever overheard conversation at Walmart: "Dude! I'm telling you, you can't declare bankruptcy on utility bills!"
  5. Dear world, when you leave your children at my house, you must come back & get them.
  6. Dear porn spamming twits, I don't want to see your "hot pics". You are creepy little bastards. Stop following me. I'm tired of blocking you.
  7. New Post, come see! How I'm Losing Weight To Impress Strangers http://tinyurl.com/lr6ub2
  8. Um, anyone else's Facebook ever change from English to Japanese spontaneously?
  9. Requesting an invite for Tweetboard Alpha (http://tweetboard.com) by @140ware, for my site: http://thebellpages.blogspo...
  10. New Post, come see! I Am The Evil Step Mother Who Yells At Her Children Until They Pass Out http://tinyurl.com/mdhod5
  11. Standing in line at redbox to return movies. So far 3 assholes taking 15 min. each to rent.
  12. His face turned pale. "Thorin, if you pass out while I'm yelling at you, I'm kicking your butt." And then he did. I'm such a good mom.
  13. New Post, come see! In Which I Nearly Kill Everyone In Town http://tinyurl.com/nbkf2v
  14. @ourcrookedtree If not, it certainly should be.
  15. I love soccer camp week. I get to sit around and watch sexy guys with British accents in shorts. I should probably find a hobby.
  16. Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/
  17. From 7 yr old: "Mom! I totally get it now! PEE comes out of your NIS!" Oh. My. God. How long has he been contemplating this?
  18. "Nurse? My Bible is expired. Can I have a new one?"Nothing worse than a stale Bible.
  19. New Post, come see! All Creatures Great and Small My Ass http://tinyurl.com/l4w755
  20. Taking a moment to thank Baby Jesus for pigs. Mmmmm, BACON!