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  1. New haircut & a chocolate milkshake is all I have to offer
  2. Dangerous experiment underway in my house. Forgot to buy coffee yesterday so have brewed a pot of tea God knows where this may lead
  3. I need a Bex and lie down after that
  4. Oh oh bear took his shirt off!!!
  5. Not forgetting how he could kill & bring home the bacon, defend the cave, make a fire..he also has that English accent I love & nice hair...
  6. It's lovely having such a huge crush on bear from man vs wild much less messy than having a crush on someone you actually know
  7. RT @cpahor: @MediaOwl 'One Day, Mike Rann Had Sex'. That should be the headline.
  8. @jenioye you did unbelievably well !! See u soon x
  9. Breaking News: found chocolates & gummy bears I had hidden from myself, ahhhh lollies make everything alllllllright
  10. Ooh ooh is that a cool breeze if not I'm adjourning to the bathtub
  11. But nooooo principles art, love, stupid bloody Frenchmen....cute kid thankfully but no air con
  12. Sitting in my hot flat musing that maybe I could have settled for a life with a bloke who did something corporate might have had air con...
  13. waiting for my 3yr old monkey to come home I'm hoping for a big cuddle but will settle for anything & she knows it *sigh*
  14. southerly change come on stop teasing you know you want to
  15. @tantarakis project done come on by for aperos at your leisure I'll be in the pool naturellement
  16. Just changed my shoes to ones I can run in for photo journalistic project at the cross - always a good sign
  17. My child had her first sleep over with grandparents last night & as opposed to sex drugs & rock n roll activities I just slept -lame
  18. @catri good idea I've got a pool in my building if you want to slow down the big melt later on
  19. exciting news from today is that apparently my bicep & tricep have "separated" maybe I'll be one of the lucky few to avoid tuck shop arms
  20. Jody rich of one tel fame on radio national with Fran Kelly at the momentis acquitting himself very well the packer Howard thing no surprise