honestyrain
oh just poke me in the eye with a sharp stick already. good lord.
| honestyrain recent rash of break ins leaves me feeling a little exposed. oh wait now, it's the penchant for nudity causing that emotion. nevermind. |
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| honestyrain dan likes the shirt. wants to get with me later. |
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| honestyrain i am workin' this mom shirt and bringing sexy all the way back(wards). |
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| honestyrain 2 children, 2 eighty year olds, 2 late thirty year olds all trapped in an 800 square foot cottage on a rainy rainy day. and yet, we go. |
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| honestyrain bugger. |
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| honestyrain lactic acid build up lets me know i'm still alive. |
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| honestyrain if my life were any better i'd be sickening to everyone i know. |
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| honestyrain oh good, the weather is going to be shit again today. consistency is so reassuring. no use getting out those cute black capris after all. |
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| honestyrain motion sickness is hard because have you ever tried to stop motion? |
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| honestyrain I am wearing my underwear from yesterday inside out. Sounds like bragging but it's not. |
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| honestyrain hates typos - especially when noticed 16 hours after the fact. |
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| honestyrain has a cold AND YET is not in the fetal position in a room with curtains drawn. this because she has not a penis. |
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| honestyrain it's cold, no it's hot, no wait it's cold, no no it's hot again. sun vs shade. no one wins. |
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| honestyrain i ate three carrots total before my eighteenth birthday and look at me. i'm totally fine. vegetables are a conspiracy. |
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| honestyrain i would move somewhere with more reliable weather but the spaceships to mars are booked solid for decades. |
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| honestyrain if i had 8 kids i would be fat and drunk. i mean, that's what i am now and i only have two, so.... |
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| honestyrain avert your eyes: am about to put on bikini after long loooong winter to lay out in the back yard. |
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| honestyrain @raehan - does indeed. |
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| honestyrain why is it that if i do 1000 things in one day people only notice that i didn't get to 1001? oh, because people are ass. right. |
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