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  1. f u blue cross!4:48 PM Jul 12th from web
  2. @theycallmeal hey weird http://bit.ly/JQ7uD is complimentary too - have grrls hijacked ud? ms. story!12:42 AM Jul 11th from web
  3. Amphibious mouse-deer what! http://bit.ly/liQ8n2:20 PM Jul 7th from web
  4. Has Twitter tricked us all into hanging out in one planetwide chat room every second for all eternity? #isthishell2:04 AM Jul 7th from web
  5. If it's not Hide a Door, it's just a door! http://hideadoor.com/2:50 PM Jul 5th from web
  6. Yes, beautician, i am a man-hating lesbian who gives it away like a slutty slut. Girl power!1:53 PM Jul 3rd from web
  7. i bet no one asks amnesty intern'l employees, 'Are you one of those TYRANT-HATING humanitarians?'1:52 PM Jul 3rd from web
  8. beautician hit me with the trip whammy: are feminists lesbians, do you hate men, and a man wont buy the cow if he gets the milk 4 free!1:50 PM Jul 3rd from web
  9. Google me something to eat10:20 PM Jun 30th from web
  10. GASP! IMPOSTER! http://jessicarl.blogspot.com/11:56 PM Jun 29th from web
  11. @thisrecording that's the sequel, "Hanged"11:50 PM Jun 29th from web
  12. there's something really appealing about a dude in wood grain hoodie: http://bit.ly/17llLs12:09 AM Jun 29th from web
  13. @nosepig but still too soon to bring up codeine and Elvis in your presence i suppose?5:01 PM Jun 28th from web
  14. weezy drooling copiously while staring at my nose. WHAT ABOUT THIS NOSE APPEARS EDIBLE, WEEZY??2:40 PM Jun 28th from web
  15. I think I might take "a watched pot never boils" too seriously7:35 PM Jun 25th from web
  16. rumor from hospital: Michael Jackson just died2:58 PM Jun 25th from web
  17. @lambolambo tmi8:50 PM Jun 23rd from web
  18. this is what i want for my birthday everyone: http://bit.ly/1pq9qJ8:49 PM Jun 23rd from web
  19. @mindykaling guinea pigs are the hot new cats?10:38 AM Jun 21st from web
  20. just learned on real housewives: you can have 3-week-long spell of rage-diarrhea!10:46 PM Jun 16th from web