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  1. Taking a dump on my bday with a yoddelling pickle in my pocket. U r jelus.9:33 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
  2. @yelliebird you'll need it for our match at some point in the future!11:45 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie in reply to yelliebird
  3. My penis has a name. It is Longhammer.7:57 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
  4. Just watched Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Kind of liked. Very ashamed. Hold me.11:32 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
  5. Debate on whether the MJ zombie in Plants vs Zombies is "retroactively inappropriate".http://tinyurl.com/l4u5m4 (via @giordanobc). Hahahahah6:45 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie
  6. When PopCap goes public I am going to buy the bedazzler company and put @jessieshmessie in charge. Srsly.6:08 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie
  7. Just found out that the Wynn / Encore food comp plan doesn't carry over from visits. Bullshit! Long term loyalty ftw.4:08 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie
  8. @giordanobc clearly you can as you're spending time twittering8:06 PM Jun 25th from Tweetie in reply to giordanobc
  9. Out and about in the Silicon Valley region today. Anyone want to meet this afternoon in either Palo Alto or Burlingame (or in between)9:43 AM Jun 25th from Tweetie
  10. In the bay area.1:20 AM Jun 25th from Tweetie
  11. Aspen weirdness: Midwestern woman just asked if my friends were on TV in Chicago. If you have to ask...12:51 PM Jun 20th from Tweetie
  12. I keep trying to figure out the conversion rate in Aspen to American dollars.12:07 PM Jun 19th from Tweetie
  13. Just landed in Aspen for a three day food and wine festival. #fml11:01 PM Jun 18th from Tweetie
  14. Possibly stuck in Denver for the evening. Nice city but hopefully not.8:44 PM Jun 18th from Tweetie
  15. Somehow made it to SIFF after party even though I failed to see a SIFF movie. Ran into an amazing friend. Yay. #siff12:25 AM Jun 15th from Tweetie
  16. Sick of WWDC Twitters. I know, I know, I'm sure you were the first to post $199/$99 price points. Yes you. Thank you. Move along now.1:46 PM Jun 8th from web
  17. ChaCha > KGB. Better answers + free = awesomer. Just sayin'2:11 PM Jun 5th from Tweetie
  18. The last two weekends I have loaded and ran the dishwasher myself... Hrrmm. I should make it a weekly "relate to the common man" ritual.7:09 PM May 31st from web
  19. Xbox says searching for opponents of similar skill. That would be amazing to find other players equal to my suck.10:34 PM May 30th from web
  20. @giordanobc word on the street is I couldn't handle the controls!10:32 PM May 30th from web in reply to giordanobc