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  1. back in school. 10 extra kids 1 case of H1N1 and 4 boys planning to be zombie biker dudes for Halloween. me, i'm going as G-Force's Bucky
  2. July 1 has come and gone. i'm living at the teacher's house cause there's no summer school, hooray. but layoffs hover so things uncertain...
  3. watching the kids march to and fro for state testing this week. chaos. hope nobody forgets to feed me.
  4. nice substitutes gave the kids pop corn today at snack time. kids tell her "you are the most beautiful substitute we've ever had." scammers
  5. ah, Easter is over at last. 2 kids got bunnies. i could smell it on them. turncoats
  6. well school's out for the day. the kids were good for just getting back frm vacation. only one class meltdown due to farting incident
  7. gld 2b back. Host got bunny for Easter and forgot to feed me. I kept sweet talkin' the bunny to gimme some FOOD. "Mira, hook a hmstr up"
  8. sorry for the light postings. i was on Easter break at Mino Alverez's house. He was Best Behaved last month so got to take me for holiday
  9. mmm, the hills are so green. the smell of spring makes me horny..even the mangy pigeons hanging out undr the cafeteria tables r looking good
  10. 3 teachers got dwnsize notice on 3/13 here at Poppy Peak. teacher angst v high. no one knows how roster assgmnts will be set in june.
  11. the kindergartners got new sub on Friday. "shld I write my name on board?" she asked. kids say "no, we saw u sub 4 class nxt door. we know u
  12. why the fuck is the LA Times city desk following my twitter account?
  13. the kids are going loco since there's no recess on rainy days. the teachers aren't happy either
  14. http://tinyurl.com/agcptg good article on unclaimed remains in LA County
  15. ah, the teachers are livid about cuts. now the subs are organizing and holding a meeting today at UTLA at 4:30. check out empoweredsubs.com
  16. today 6 yr old strolls in with diamond in his ear. huge, multicarat. is he mommy's little walking safe deposit box? is this a trend?
  17. brrr. so cold in the classroom. guess State of Cali is cutting costs. who will feed me if they cut back on classroom days due to budget cuts
  18. Ms. O took me home for the holidays. Yeah, it's warm and she has cable! We're watching a True Blood Marathon. can't belve the sh#t on tv now
  19. the class just had an Earthquake Shakeout drill. Drop, cover & hold. so exciting. Yo, Ms. Ochoa, my wodent wheel needs safety straps, no?
  20. twas nibbling my copy of "Variety." seized with envy over this Dewey book. A best seller and Meryl Streep just signed to the movie version.