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  1. @darthbender You gave me pig flu thru Twitter.. that is, if this thing turns out to be pig flu.. And if it does, I blame you.
  2. @DSMfive true. They deserve more respect then that.
  3. Effective usage of Social Marketing does not mean cold-tweeting someone with a sales pitch. Use direct mail for that.
  4. @oldain HI! Go fuck yourself!
  5. @DSMfive I don't know, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn she's also a carny.
  6. @DSMfive It helps that she really does have a beard.
  7. @Photo_John I still have some vacation days too. :)
  8. I have been a good boy and haven't taken a sick day all year. I think one is in order.
  9. @youtah You should. It's abfab.
  10. @Saintless I had to endure someone giving a similar argument Friday night while out at dinner. It took my all not to chime in.
  11. @youtah It's from UP. Your "LOL, resemble" reminded my of the kid saying "hahah.. goggles..". :)
  12. @youtah Oh no. I meant Goggles. #Squirrel
  13. @youtah Hehehe... Goggles... ;)
  14. @youtah I resemble that remark.
  15. Here comes a runny nose... quick! Catch it before it gets away!
  16. entitled her BOOK.
  17. Sarah Palin should've just entitled her my "My Shit List".
  18. @knappst3r Hehe. Glad I could be of assistance.
  19. @THErealDVORAK GWBush spent 487 days at Camp David and 490 at his Texas ranch.
  20. Ugh. Imma see how I feel after I eat something, but my head is starting to feel funny.. I think I feel a cold coming. Time to chug EmergenC.