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  1. Death to Maggie! 7:46 AM Aug 27th from API
  2. Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. 11:03 AM May 14th from web
  3. My cat's breath smells like cat food. 7:01 AM May 1st from web
  4. This place bites! 11:01 AM Apr 30th from web
  5. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! 7:01 AM Apr 30th from web
  6. Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. 11:01 AM Apr 29th from web
  7. Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos. 7:01 AM Apr 29th from web
  8. Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! 11:01 AM Apr 28th from web
  9. Marge, I could see you withhold sex. Or cake. But not sexy cake! 7:02 AM Apr 28th from web
  10. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun. 11:02 AM Apr 27th from web
  11. Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. 7:01 AM Apr 27th from web
  12. My cat's breath smells like cat food. 11:01 AM Apr 24th from web
  13. Hey, Homer, you just fell on Aerosmith! 7:01 AM Apr 24th from web
  14. When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! 11:01 AM Apr 23rd from web
  15. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! 7:01 AM Apr 23rd from web
  16. So then I said to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence ... of being a jerk." 11:01 AM Apr 22nd from web
  17. Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done. Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning. 7:01 AM Apr 22nd from web
  18. Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2. 11:01 AM Apr 21st from web
  19. You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine! 7:01 AM Apr 21st from web
  20. Dad, what's a Muppet? Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... So, to answer you question, I don't know. 11:02 AM Apr 20th from web