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  1. Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.11:03 AM May 14th from web
  2. My cat's breath smells like cat food.7:01 AM May 1st from web
  3. This place bites!11:01 AM Apr 30th from web
  4. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one!7:01 AM Apr 30th from web
  5. Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.11:01 AM Apr 29th from web
  6. Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.7:01 AM Apr 29th from web
  7. Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!11:01 AM Apr 28th from web
  8. Marge, I could see you withhold sex. Or cake. But not sexy cake!7:02 AM Apr 28th from web
  9. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun.11:02 AM Apr 27th from web
  10. Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.7:01 AM Apr 27th from web
  11. My cat's breath smells like cat food.11:01 AM Apr 24th from web
  12. Hey, Homer, you just fell on Aerosmith!7:01 AM Apr 24th from web
  13. When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV!11:01 AM Apr 23rd from web
  14. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one!7:01 AM Apr 23rd from web
  15. So then I said to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence ... of being a jerk."11:01 AM Apr 22nd from web
  16. Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done. Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.7:01 AM Apr 22nd from web
  17. Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2.11:01 AM Apr 21st from web
  18. You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine!7:01 AM Apr 21st from web
  19. Dad, what's a Muppet? Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... So, to answer you question, I don't know.11:02 AM Apr 20th from web
  20. Death to Maggie!7:01 AM Apr 20th from web