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Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story.
| Hey, Homer, you just fell on Aerosmith! |
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| That's a good question, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world. |
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| No one who speaks German can be an evil man! Parole Granted! |
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| Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. |
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| I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there's too many fat children. |
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| Ah, my eye! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it. |
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| My eyes! The goggles do nothing! |
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| That's a good question, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world. |
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| So then I said to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence ... of being a jerk." |
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| I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there's too many fat children. |
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| Jay Sherman: how do you sleep at night? Rainier: on top of a pile of money, with many beautiful women. |
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| Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless. |
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| Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau? |
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| No one who speaks German can be an evil man! Parole Granted! |
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| Ah, my eye! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it. |
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| Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life? Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries. |
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| Oooooh Homer, my brilliant beast. |
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| Oooooh Homer, my brilliant beast. |
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| They don't call me Colonel because I'm some dumb ass Army guy. |
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