Homer
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Can I swap partners with @? Marge wants to change her name to 'Marge of Edinburgh', and I want to change mine to Queen Homer...
5:27 AM Nov 12th
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@ "Nucular." It's pronounced "Nucular."
3:29 AM Oct 22nd
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@ looking for a contest?
1:45 AM Oct 13th
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in reply to LAZYK101
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@ you spell 'friends' wrongly. But this is a much smaller crime than finishing off both the chocolate pie AND the pizza.
11:45 AM Sep 16th
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in reply to xXxMADGIRLxXx
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@ So was Lurleen.
8:18 PM Aug 7th
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in reply to 3CheersForIowax
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@ If you are drinking my beer, than any amount is too much. So I guess it is possible to drink too much, yes.
2:34 PM Aug 4th
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in reply to ThatFelixKid
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@ Sorry, Marge says I'm already married, so I can't accept your proposal.
2:33 PM Aug 4th
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in reply to 3CheersForIowax
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@ :¬D
3:18 PM Jul 20th
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in reply to lauren__kay
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@ Simple - you should buy him some more.
6:55 PM Jul 12th
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in reply to 3CheersForIowax
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@ ah, one of mine, I think! Still attending evening classes - I'll let you know how I get on!
12:26 AM Jul 6th
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in reply to MarcKeller
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We will miss you Leon Kompowsky. You did good on this earth. Thank you.
5:13 AM Jun 26th
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@ then you will not be disappointed. You SHALL go to the ball.
5:04 PM Jun 10th
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in reply to brunadangels
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@ Don't believe everything you see on TV. It may never tell lies, but about me, it does omit certain truths...
10:54 AM Jun 8th
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in reply to brunadangels
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@ I am NOT in love with the president. I couldn't love someone with a more attractive dog than mine. Not to mention the wife.
5:18 PM Jun 7th
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in reply to brunadangels
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...and they said you couldn't mix beef with gasoline... I intend to patent my flaming cowburger - as soon as I can put the fire out.
9:38 AM May 14th
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@ Marge fully supports me in everything I do. Just don't mention Lurleen.
5:38 AM Apr 24th
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in reply to TheEvilRepliCat
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offered a Pooh to @
5:35 AM Apr 24th
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I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
8:10 AM Apr 23rd
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@ U? What does U mean? Max Power does not abbreviate!
10:10 AM Apr 7th
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in reply to Maxikey
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@ I see your son Meg, and raise you mine, Louise. And I bet our mutt could win in a race with yours.
10:10 AM Apr 7th
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in reply to MrPeterGriffin
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- Name Homer J. Simpson
- Location n. A Place
- Web http://www.thesim...
- Bio Essential life advice from one of the the greatest thinkers and most respected celebrities of all time.
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