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  1. Cat eyeing my dumpster. Four legged fucker gonna get a brick upside it's head.
  2. my fuckin dick feels like a peel and eat shrimp
  3. pork and beans saved my life in 'Nam
  4. can of pork and beans aint got a mouth PLUS you can stick your dick into it.
  5. Worse thing about pussy? There's a yapping fucking mouth above it
  6. Tell you what, I'm never sticking my dick in her again.
  7. Woke up with a can of pork and beans as a pillow
  8. fuck, this isn't even my own vomit
  9. Sometimes I get tired of waking up in vomit
  10. i gotta find some booze and calm the fuck down
  11. the whirlwind is in the thorn trees boys. My ass is on edge
  12. panties on my head, I AM THE PUSSY ANTICHRIST!
  13. RINGO STARR WANTS MY TESTICLES!
  14. fuck me these pink pills are an ass kicker
  15. Goddamn this bitch has got a pharmacy in her medicine cabinet
  16. Told the bitch I was an artist.
  17. Woke up with a Jersey slut. I need to wash the stink off
  18. A little napalm and Agent Orange could do wonders for New Jersey
  19. Jersey City smells like someone left a shit out in the rain. You know, like that song.
  20. Goddamn these New Jersey assholes have the stupidest fucking hair