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  1. I spit in your latte when you weren't looking
  2. Shoes on the other foot now, huh "MR. Korean I got apples you can't have"???
  3. Demons arrive on the 6 train, eager to suck the marrow from all the stockbrokers.
  4. Vampire Elvis just shook his hips at me.
  5. worse thing about eating cat is getting fur stuck in your teeth
  6. people look down on you for eating cats but you get hungry chasing them fuckers down
  7. ifin you got the right sauce you can damn well eat a cat
  8. I'm chaffed somethin' fierce
  9. Im so hungry I could eat a coney island white fish
  10. Bitch got titties like a mack truck
  11. i got skid marks better looking than your haircut
  12. You ever eat Manatee?
  13. Im gonna get a sideways ponytail and act up uppity
  14. I am a slack motherfucker
  15. Where the fuck is my fairy princess?
  16. Who is Ryan Seacrest and will he suck my dick?
  17. Cat eyeing my dumpster. Four legged fucker gonna get a brick upside it's head.
  18. my fuckin dick feels like a peel and eat shrimp
  19. pork and beans saved my life in 'Nam
  20. can of pork and beans aint got a mouth PLUS you can stick your dick into it.