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@SarahWurrey What is a Tech Cocktail?...a margarita with a token ring?
| @mainemom Do you have a neighbor in the back yard dressed in feathers dancing, then resting, then dancing, then resting, then dancing...? |
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| Is Obama is gonna Wile E. Coyote our economy? Will someone from Acme Co. please respond? |
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| @Kelliente Q-If cheese tingles, is that a bad sign? A-Only if the cheese has been eating mushrooms! |
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| Okay, if you don't work in Public Relations...raise your hand! |
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| @Kelliente That's not true!!! I've seen countless boat and motorcycle dealerships all over the place there! |
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| @SarahWurrey See...prepositions are important, your roommates shower curtain habits...during or after? A critical distinction! |
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| It's impossible to hide a multi-chat. |
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| Tweeting late night on the weekend...I feel so decadant!!! |
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| @nitweet Vince Gill thinks you are retarded? Cool!!! |
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| My new favorite quote, "Hello little ompa-lompas of science!" |
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| Remember the good old days when those who tried to destroy us lived in volcanic mountain hideouts surrounded by uniformed henchmen? |
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| Good morning, fellow twits! |
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| I just love it when councilmen are cowards! |
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| @_shy Spammy, isn't he the pig from Buzz Lightyear? |
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| @JDrum Dreaming about eating chocolate sprinkles? While camping?.......EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! |
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| Been to Memphis and back, now my butt's real sore...sounds like a Country Music song, rather than a motorcycle incident!!! |
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| Saying "I don't know why it works now...I'm doing it the same way I've done it before," doesn't make me think more highly of you!!! |
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| @lynnftw You talking to me again? |
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| Sign of the times...the news reports a transformer blew up & my kids wanted to know if it was Optimus Prime. |
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