holyobserver
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Almighty God announces 24-hour amnesty for Yankee haters who took his name in vain after World Series ended
6:52 AM Nov 5th
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Christian TV elitist proudly watches only the *British* version of "Praise the Lord"
7:38 AM Jul 15th
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Carman "dejected and offended" not to be invited to perform at Michael Jackson's funeral
6:49 AM Jul 8th
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Sometimes I wonder if @ ever read this article.
5:42 PM Jun 23rd
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Hey THO fans! If you happen to participate in the meme, consider making @ your suggestion this week.
12:19 PM Jun 19th
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A classic from the archives: Top 10 Worst-Ever "Life Verses."
5:47 PM Jun 10th
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Latino pastor reserves judgment about Sotomayor until he can find out if she has the gift of tongues
8:03 AM Jun 8th
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Obama plans to travel to Colorado Springs to give historic address to the Goofy Christian World.
7:38 AM Jun 5th
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It's rather shocking, but THO continues to receive commenters in favor of this idea. Apparently it's a whole movement!
4:49 PM May 31st
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Jesus takes Facebook IQ test, humbly declines to publish results to profile.
11:28 AM May 19th
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Jesus takes mother out for nice breakfast, is condemned as papist
11:40 AM May 10th
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Jesus bummed not to be mentioned in Lebron James's MVP acceptance speech
3:13 PM May 4th
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Kirk Cameron to play Billy Graham in upcoming thriller "Billy's 11," in which a retired evangelist reluctantly agrees to one final crusade.
11:39 PM Apr 25th
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Older angels complain to God about the repetitiveness of the "Holy Holy Holy" praise chorus sung by younger heavenly host
8:30 PM Apr 22nd
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Saddleback Church to open satellite location in hallway near restroom of Beverly Hills Starbucks
6:41 AM Apr 22nd
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If 2 Corinthians had been released a blog post.
Comments:
1. the original was way better
2. paul sux lol
3. first!
4. new creation pfff
4:38 PM Apr 19th
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Youth pastor blissfully unaware that high school seniors were 8 years old when "The Matrix" was released
1:27 PM Apr 17th
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Semi-annual throngs overwhelm church sanctuaries, Target candy aisles
7:45 AM Apr 12th
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Controversy arises when Willow Creek and Saddleback churches book summer concerts for newly reunited rock band Phish
7:36 PM Apr 10th
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Fundamentalist pet owners protest microchip IDs, fearing "army of animal antichrists."
12:26 PM Mar 26th
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