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  1. OxCart did not smoke crack today.about 14 hours ago from web
  2. Long road trip? Fill your car with a gallon of gasoline and stuff a White Castle in the tank. You'll have gas all day.about 14 hours ago from web
  3. @ocdustino They're twins.about 18 hours ago from web in reply to ocdustino
  4. @Mona I posted a followup to The Baconizer: http://bit.ly/3bhXu0 http://post.ly/BwbL11:01 AM Nov 7th from Posterous
  5. Heading out to the Thirsty Scholar! It was 10yrs ago that Al and I had our first drink together. It's been a good 10 years.10:59 AM Nov 7th from web
  6. @michaelianblack If you are eating them in Buffalo, they are just called wings. Get them with a side of Canadian Bacon.9:16 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to michaelianblack
  7. @levarburton I just saw a Tweet that said, "At Kennedy Space Center hanging out with real Actors...!6:36 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to levarburton
  8. @mattincinci The $10,000,000 Mayan Calendar Bet http://bit.ly/1p9ew6:05 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to mattincinci
  9. @KKurbs No one told me there was a door!6:01 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to KKurbs
  10. @mona Hi! Glad you liked The Baconizer. Thanks for posting it!4:30 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to Mona
  11. @AmandaDeCastro You passed!8:42 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to AmandaDeCastro
  12. Dang. To order pizza tonight, I had to use this device where you push numbers await a vocal response from the other end.3:09 PM Nov 6th from web
  13. I think I broke Papa John's on-line ordering system.3:02 PM Nov 6th from web
  14. I could use your vote on Reddit if you are into that kind of thing: http://tinyurl.com/y8rgtjg8:30 AM Nov 6th from web
  15. @Laurenrew Good luck!5:32 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to Laurenrew
  16. @madebyamyD I'll split my imaginary millions with you. Wait.. forget that. You should not do imaginary business with friends.5:22 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to madebyamyD
  17. @DonnaNBC4 Fingers crossed!!4:41 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to DonnaNBC4
  18. @OSUSquire They do not care about aerosol as much as they care about quantity per container.4:40 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to OSUSquire
  19. New comic: That Goatee Looks Terrible on You http://bit.ly/plsS24:23 AM Nov 6th from web
  20. How about Zombie Mayor Lashutka?7:56 PM Nov 5th from web