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  1. Oh hi, Empire State Building, how you been?about 9 hours ago from txt
  2. Uh, pot, kettle? http://bit.ly/ygqXA "It's unprofessional in my eyes.. to speak out about a team-mate... in the press and not to your face,"1:28 PM Jul 12th from web
  3. @AKGovSarahPalin Oh boy. Selective reading is fun, innit Guvnah?11:51 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to AKGovSarahPalin
  4. "Oh dear, whose idea was it to bring these snakes in their carry-ons?" #1stdraftmovielines11:16 PM Jul 9th from web
  5. "There is a price to be paid for making me angry, Mr. Bob Barker." #1stdraftmovielines9:17 PM Jul 9th from web
  6. "Remember that time in Paris? That shit was hot, right?" #1stdraftmovielines9:13 PM Jul 9th from web
  7. "Watson, you dumbass." #1stdraftmovielines9:10 PM Jul 9th from web
  8. "Waaariooorrs! You guys want to settle this over ski ball? #1stdraftmovielines8:55 PM Jul 9th from web
  9. "Shane! Shane! You left your wallet behind!" #1stdraftmovielines3:37 PM Jul 9th from web
  10. "That stupid sled, it had a name, but for the life of me..." #1stdraftmovielines3:30 PM Jul 9th from web
  11. "What we have here is an alarming incapacity for empathy." #1stdraftmovielines3:26 PM Jul 9th from web
  12. "Luke, you seem oddly familiar." #1stdraftmovielines3:23 PM Jul 9th from web
  13. "Mrs. Robinson, I'm feeling a little uncomfortable here. Oh, look at the time! Gotta go." #1stdraftmovielines2:46 PM Jul 9th from web
  14. Well, there's that third celebrity death we were waiting for RT @nytimessports John Bachar, Rock Climber, Dies at 51 http://bit.ly/2VvzRS7:19 PM Jul 8th from web
  15. @RockabyeArena More I think, more I see your point. I say Pargo is a better fit, but not convinced that's enough to offset lost production6:47 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to RockabyeArena
  16. @RockabyeArena Fair enough. And I like telling people they're wrong.6:39 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to RockabyeArena
  17. @RockabyeArena Nah, I have no idea how to rate defensive efficiency. FWIW, Gordon's +/- was marginally better in 07/08.6:39 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to RockabyeArena
  18. @RockabyeArena Really? They're both undersized 2s, except Pargo shoots considerably worse, both percentage and per-minute.6:25 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to RockabyeArena
  19. Also, c) don't sleep, ever2:59 PM Jul 8th from web
  20. Note to self: if I'm going have an affair, a) don't cheat on the mistress, and b) pay for her stuff2:59 PM Jul 8th from web