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  1. Thinking about rounding up all my Bay Area twitter lady-friends, getting them all drunk and throwing stars at them. Wait. I'm confused.
  2. @supernate if you're there til mid-afternoon we can meet up, start a SFO hack session and call it a business expense.
  3. @artbox7 zach at g-t
  4. "So, you want to go to Casa de Holman, Palo Alto campus or San Francisco campus?" Double paying rent for a few days is going to be awesome.
  5. @stymiee I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. Now come on over for a good time.
  6. Thanks, everyone. I'd invite you strangers over to party, but I don't have furniture. Just kidding. It's that I don't have booze. Yet.
  7. Hands shaken, lease signed, BOOM SAN FRANCISCO RESIDENT
  8. @Tymethief I'd verify your claim, but there's no way I'm doing this again. Point, @Tymethief.
  9. Your eyes scream "Yes!", but your "Seniors 2010!" hoodie makes me turn and run away, screaming obsenities and punching tourists.
  10. GUYS! There's a massive explosion rising on the horizon! Jesus, does this always happen this early in the morning?
  11. @chriseppstein I USE IE4 WITH INTERNET CHANNELS, YOU KNOW ME, YOU ARE TOTALLY TO BLAME
  12. I'm basically like Dr. House, except instead of Vicodin I'm popping cough drops all day. I'm so cool and not nerdy in any fashion.
  13. @brienis masturbation jokes come easily.
  14. What was that line from Jerry Maguire? "I love you. You... retweet me."
  15. So Dexter pulled out the big guns and flexed its best-show-on-TV muscles again tonight.
  16. I need to figure out a way to include the phrase "jealous fits of coughing" into a sentence.
  17. My Caltrain's rolling through Burlingame. It smells of the stench of a gaggle of metaprogramming and abandoned DSLs. #rubyconf
  18. @peterc Clearly my tweet on Twitter. Or my penis. Either way, we all win.
  19. Today, two bots got in a retweet war over my tweet, each retweeting the other. I wish "bot" meant "girl". And "retweet" meant "sex".
  20. The military is hanging Christmas lights on Caltrain cars. This worries me that the US is disguising their mutant train weapons.