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  1. L.A. OBSERVATION: The ratio of that guy's muscles to his t-shirt is staggering. His skintone is a healthy neon orange.
  2. L.A. OBSERVATION: The cutie from San Francisco next to me still shows no interest in making out, even though we are in LA now. Odd.
  3. L.A. OBSERVATION: People here seem to dress hipster, talk shit about BART, and smell vaguely of fish. Wait, scratch that; still at SFO.
  4. @qrush the comparison page is comical, particularly compared to Magic Mouse. http://www.openofficemouse....
  5. @ladyfox14 well, work here now, and in the distinct process of moving here immediately. soonly. well, sometime.
  6. @ladyfox14 RAISES HAND LOL
  7. @peterc Luckily, it's only trashy and disrespectful if it DOESN'T WORK! I've been channelling MJ for weeks now, so it'll be fine.
  8. Tony Danza didn't start this meme, but he's going to finish it, dammit.
  9. @pmbuko Fortunately, my tears are currently being sold at auction for $72/quart. Profit!
  10. Leaving the milk out all day was almost certainly not what I intended this morning. Loophole: it was never spilled, so I can cry about it.
  11. @hornec23 yeah, why not.
  12. My 1,000th star was to Mr. @nevenmrgan today. http://j.mp/1OVSOw Yeah, I wish it woulda been a poop joke too. "OH KNOL HE DIDNT!" I did.
  13. Decided on a whim to fly to LA tomorrow, mostly in search of funny content to tweet for you this weekend. You're welcome.
  14. I know of no reason why the @DieLaughing treason should ever be forgot.
  15. @Crysten that article is a startlingly accurate assessment on a lot of levels.
  16. Fell asleep with the TV on again. My neighbors are probably annoyed. Or they think I'm having regular orgies with infomercial salesmen.
  17. @ninh bunch of us have been running into a 64bit-mysql-is-way-slower problem, at least on snow leopard. Ping me if you find a solution :)
  18. Ah, crap. I've got mice in my apartment. Yeah, I know. I apologize for that one. http://yfrog.com/j8sc5qj
  19. @cward16 FUCK YES. Well, after a brief respite in Hodunk, Minnesota. So it's a mediocre couple-day FUCK YES.
  20. @toddeichel never gave you mad props for fooala yet; looking sharp. congrats.