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  1. Thinking about rounding up all my Bay Area twitter lady-friends, getting them all drunk and throwing stars at them. Wait. I'm confused. 10 minutes ago from Birdhouse
  2. @supernate if you're there til mid-afternoon we can meet up, start a SFO hack session and call it a business expense. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to supernate
  3. @artbox7 zach at g-t about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to artbox7
  4. "So, you want to go to Casa de Holman, Palo Alto campus or San Francisco campus?" Double paying rent for a few days is going to be awesome. 10:47 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  5. @stymiee I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. Now come on over for a good time. 9:38 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to stymiee
  6. Thanks, everyone. I'd invite you strangers over to party, but I don't have furniture. Just kidding. It's that I don't have booze. Yet. 9:38 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  7. Hands shaken, lease signed, BOOM SAN FRANCISCO RESIDENT 9:26 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  8. @Tymethief I'd verify your claim, but there's no way I'm doing this again. Point, @Tymethief. 7:23 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie in reply to Tymethief
  9. Your eyes scream "Yes!", but your "Seniors 2010!" hoodie makes me turn and run away, screaming obsenities and punching tourists. 7:22 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  10. GUYS! There's a massive explosion rising on the horizon! Jesus, does this always happen this early in the morning? 7:04 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  11. @chriseppstein I USE IE4 WITH INTERNET CHANNELS, YOU KNOW ME, YOU ARE TOTALLY TO BLAME 4:54 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to chriseppstein
  12. I'm basically like Dr. House, except instead of Vicodin I'm popping cough drops all day. I'm so cool and not nerdy in any fashion. 11:12 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  13. @brienis masturbation jokes come easily. 9:02 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to brienis
  14. What was that line from Jerry Maguire? "I love you. You... retweet me." 8:35 AM Nov 23rd from Birdhouse
  15. So Dexter pulled out the big guns and flexed its best-show-on-TV muscles again tonight. 1:30 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  16. I need to figure out a way to include the phrase "jealous fits of coughing" into a sentence. 2:21 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  17. My Caltrain's rolling through Burlingame. It smells of the stench of a gaggle of metaprogramming and abandoned DSLs. #rubyconf 4:39 PM Nov 21st from Birdhouse
  18. @peterc Clearly my tweet on Twitter. Or my penis. Either way, we all win. 4:29 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to peterc
  19. Today, two bots got in a retweet war over my tweet, each retweeting the other. I wish "bot" meant "girl". And "retweet" meant "sex". 4:19 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  20. The military is hanging Christmas lights on Caltrain cars. This worries me that the US is disguising their mutant train weapons. 12:32 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie