holman
- L.A. OBSERVATION: The ratio of that guy's muscles to his t-shirt is staggering. His skintone is a healthy neon orange.about 21 hours ago from Birdhouse
- L.A. OBSERVATION: The cutie from San Francisco next to me still shows no interest in making out, even though we are in LA now. Odd.8:35 PM Nov 6th from Birdhouse
- L.A. OBSERVATION: People here seem to dress hipster, talk shit about BART, and smell vaguely of fish.
Wait, scratch that; still at SFO.5:48 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
- @ the comparison page is comical, particularly compared to Magic Mouse. 12:35 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to qrush
- @ well, work here now, and in the distinct process of moving here immediately. soonly. well, sometime.12:20 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to ladyfox14
- @ RAISES HAND LOL11:04 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to ladyfox14
- @ Luckily, it's only trashy and disrespectful if it DOESN'T WORK! I've been channelling MJ for weeks now, so it'll be fine.10:37 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to peterc
- Tony Danza didn't start this meme, but he's going to finish it, dammit.8:59 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
- @ Fortunately, my tears are currently being sold at auction for $72/quart. Profit!8:06 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to pmbuko
- Leaving the milk out all day was almost certainly not what I intended this morning.
Loophole: it was never spilled, so I can cry about it.7:47 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
- @ yeah, why not.6:53 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to hornec23
- My 1,000th star was to Mr. @ today.
Yeah, I wish it woulda been a poop joke too. "OH KNOL HE DIDNT!" I did.6:33 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
- Decided on a whim to fly to LA tomorrow, mostly in search of funny content to tweet for you this weekend.
You're welcome.5:52 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
- I know of no reason why the @ treason should ever be forgot.9:34 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to DieLaughing
- @ that article is a startlingly accurate assessment on a lot of levels.9:32 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to Crysten
- Fell asleep with the TV on again. My neighbors are probably annoyed. Or they think I'm having regular orgies with infomercial salesmen.8:50 AM Nov 5th from Birdhouse
- @ bunch of us have been running into a 64bit-mysql-is-way-slower problem, at least on snow leopard. Ping me if you find a solution :)5:50 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to ninh
- Ah, crap. I've got mice in my apartment.
Yeah, I know. I apologize for that one. 7:09 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
- @ FUCK YES. Well, after a brief respite in Hodunk, Minnesota. So it's a mediocre couple-day FUCK YES.5:11 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie in reply to cward16
- @ never gave you mad props for fooala yet; looking sharp. congrats.5:10 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
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- Name Zach Holman
- Location Palo Alto, CA
- Web http://zachholman...
- Bio RAILS! APPLE! SNARKY COMMENTS! TRENDY KEYWORDS! HOLMAN! WHIZ! BANG! POP!
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