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- @hornec23 LAKE4:47 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to hornec23
- Pretty sure this little 4 year old kid turned around, pointed at me and said "funnnnny man!" I can only assume he's talking about my tweets.11:45 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- @eston I'll be in the air, but eff it. Happy early birthday. From what I can tell, 24 appears to be an impressive age so far.11:35 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to eston
- @melinam I hear it's the exclusive look of attractive gentlemen.11:11 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to melinam
- Well THAT was the worst pack job I've ever done.
Sorry, buddy; I'll be the guy at the back of your wedding in swim trunks and dress shoes.9:56 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- @alohamaddy IN N OUT! WOOOOOO7:44 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to alohamaddy
- GUYS, THE LADY ON MY INTERNET SAID I JUST WON A FREE IPOD NANO!11:04 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- And to think, only four hundred years ago today they were signing the very first Declaration of Constitution. (Followed by the Mega Encarta)8:29 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- $40 to whomever brings me a fat plate of Arby's for lunch first. That would be wildly delicious to have in my mouth right now.12:56 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- Watching HBO's "Shouting Fire", a delightful look at free speech post-9/11.
Also: fuck you.
(jk! Taking my civic rights for a spin!)10:10 PM Jun 29th from Tweetie
- @yoshisjazz The Bad Plus is always a killer show.10:55 AM Jun 29th from Tweetie in reply to yoshisjazz
- Yes; I'm aware of the implications of buying a handle and a six pack yesterday and exclusively cleaning products today. Let me pay already.5:34 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie
- Oh, nice; a new Harry Potter movie! I'm 3 of 3 in Forced Harry Potter Viewings to subsequent ex-girlfriends.
PROOF THAT MOVIE RUINS THINGS.4:53 PM Jun 28th from Birdhouse
- @psychspy thankee. I tell ya, being 24 is at least incrementally better than 23.1:39 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie in reply to psychspy
- Holy hell: US is up 2-0 on Brazil now in the Confederations Cup final.12:01 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie
- I thought everyone used up all their funny death tweets for MJ, yet Billy Mays has really made you all shine.
Must be the Orange Glo.11:22 AM Jun 28th from Tweetie
- Yeah, pretty sure Transformers 2 nuked the fridge 64 times. And it was a CGI fridge. And it transformed into the kitchen sink.7:24 PM Jun 27th from Tweetie
- About to watch Transformers 2. I hope the supporting cast of humans can supplement the lead: CGI.4:52 PM Jun 27th from Tweetie
- I'm Zach Holman and I approve of this summation of the night. http://twitpic.com/8k3n94:11 AM Jun 27th from Tweetie
- @matthewfong dude you have it the wrong way3:42 AM Jun 27th from Tweetie in reply to matthewfong
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- Name Zach Holman
- Location Palo Alto, CA
- Web http://zachholman...
- Bio I meekly tweet while my keyboard gently weeps. I also ❤ Rails, Apple, and apparently Unicode.
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